Gay Emo Bible

19

pattycakes: TODAYS THE DAY! 

memedaddy: I cant wait to marry you baby. 

geeway: I cant believe its been 2 months since you proposed... 

frnkenstein: I CANT BELIEVE YOU CHOSE JOE AS YOUR BEST MAN

trohmosexual: That's because Ive known them the longest. 

frnkenstein: Fine. I demand to be the ring bearer. 

geeway: That's a kids job... 

frnkenstein: I WANT TO DO IT GEE! 

pattycakes: That's fine with me. Take it up with Pete. 

memedaddy: I'm down. 

memedaddy: It doesn't matter as long as I marry you 

pattycakes: Awwww 

wonderlandjoseph: I beat all you fuckers as the maid of honor. 

mikeywaybar: I'm mad. I wanted to be the maid of honor.. 

frofro: Babe, hunny, youre a guy. 

mikeywaybar: SO?! 

mikeywaybar: I wanna feel special! 

frofro: You'll be the most special person at OUR wedding. 

mikeywaybar: WHAT?! 

geeway: EXCUSE ME?! 

frofro: WAAAAY in the future. 

memedaddy: Haha 'Way' 

pattycakes: Am I really marrying you..? 

memedaddy: Yes. 

wonderlandjoseph: You better. I did not risk my life in a dress and heels for this not to happen. 

geeway: Same. 

ryro: IM A FLOWER GIRL OMFG 

beebsurine: I'm gonna be the party drunk. 

zombieking: I'm gonna show up high.. 

Spence: Youre already high.. 

zombieking: True 

crankthatfrank: Am I invited...? 

frnkenstein: No. 

crankthatfrank: Why?! 

crankthatfrank: Its not your wedding. You cant decide! 

frnkenstein: You stole my name. AND my gf made the guest list. You weren't on it.. 

Spence: Guys. I cant drink. So, Imma bring orange juice. 

pattycakes: That's fine. 

memedaddy: Triiiiiick 

pattycakes: What Pete 

memedaddy: I miss you 

pattycakes: Youll see me in like four hours 

memedaddy: THATS SO LONG THO 

mommahurley: That's love bitch 

trohmosexual: ANDY WHERES MY SUIT!? 

mommahurley: In the car babe. 

trohmosexual: Okay good. 

dalpal: Audrey wont let me see her dress and I'm sad. 

wonderlandjoseph: Deal with it. 

pattycakes: TIME TO GO GET READY! 

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