Gay Emo Bible

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memedaddy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY! 

beebsurine: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRICK! 

pattycakes: Thank you. 

memedaddy: GET UP AND GET READY! WE HAVE A BIG DAY PLANNED! 

pattycakes: You already made me breakfast in bed. I don't need anything else.. 

memedaddy: Please?! THIS WILL BE WORTH IT 

trohmosexual: PETE AND I MADE A CAKE! 

beebsurine: Weed cake? 

pattycakes: I dont think so Bren.. 

beebsurine: Wtf. Thats the best cake. 

ryro: Brendon. Honey. Not everything needs weed. 

zombieking: Umm yes it does. 

Spence: Goddammit Jon. 

memedaddy: TRICK GET OUT OF BED! 

pattycakes: No 

memedaddy: I had a great date planned.. 

pattycakes: A date? 

mommahurley: We knew that tour has taken your dates away.. 

trohmosexual: So Andy and I talked to some tour crew and got you and Pete a day off.

memedaddy: It just happens to be on your birthday. 

pattycakes: YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! 

danpawtf: Wait. No FOB show tonight? 

mommahurley: Nope. It was moved to tomorrow. 

 danpawtf: WOO I WONT HAVE TO WORK! 

rowyourboat: You still down to get us in? 

memedaddy: Im always down to break the rules. 

memedaddy: ILL GET ALL OF YOU VIP PASSES! 

ryro: Why? We know you personally? 

memedaddy: Oh well. 

pattycakes: Dont promise anything Pete.. 

memedaddy: Too late. 

memedaddy: I PROMISE TO GET VIP PASSES FOR OUR FRIENDS! 

trohmosexual: Ill help. Just to make sure nothing goes wrong. 

pattycakes: Sometimes I hate this band. 

xxp3t3w3ntzxx: Thats a lie. 

pattycakes: True 

geeway:  SO DO WE WANNA HAVE A PARTY AT MINE?! 

mommahurley: As long as someone stays sober for the children. 

Spence: I will. I prefer orange juice anyway. 

zombieking: Of course you do. 

xxp3t3w3ntzxx: ALEX AND I ARE GONNA START A COMPANY!!! 

emoships_: FUCK YEAH WE ARE! 

memedaddy: Oh boi. What is it? 

pattycakes: Will we be able to sell our merch there? 

emoships_: Oh my dear Trick. No. 

emoships_: ITS GONNA BE CALLED "Nudes 4 U" 

xxp3t3w3ntzxx: People will call "1-800-NO-NUDES-4-U"

emoships_: They'll think that they'll get bomb ass nudes. 

xxp3t3w3ntzxx: BUT NOPE! THEY GET TO SEE PETE'S NUDES INSTEAD!