Feb 22 2018
Y/N
I let out a groan of frustration.
It was morning and I was in panic mode
Jack was sitting on my couch staring at the tv while I was trying to figure out a plan.
Yes. The Jack that has no eyeball, is a cannibal, bleeds from his eye sockets and keeps on clinging onto me like a puppy.
I told him to get out of my house, but he told me that he would eat my family with a pinch of salt if I pressured him anymore.
"Please." I whispered underneath my breath as I called for the 100th time.
"Unavailable" I said in unison with the robotic voice on the other line.
I had heard the line so many time I could practically say the entire thing in the same tone.
"Y/N. I want food" Jack said
"Get your day butt off the couch and go get the pizza flavored goldfish I bought" I slumped down onto the couch next to him.
I give up.
I'll just wing it.
"No. I want meat"
"What? Are you trying to imply something?" I narrowed my eyes at him suspiciously
"Yes."
He always had a poker face on. It was emotionless.
"Okay. New rule. No eating humans in the house" I gave a smile and thumbs up.
Finally.
His face seemed to light up as he smiled and gave a quiet laugh.
"Excuse me? I just wanted some fried chicken..." he arched an eyebrow.
"Sorry. I just... thought you only ate flesh or something..."
I said it with real emotion.
I was actually sincere for once.
I didn't want to judge him.
I barely knew him.
He could be the total opposite of how I imagine him.
"Joking. Yeah I want some raw human livers right now. They're really juicy"
Nevermind.
I gave him a disgusted look.
"One day I will cook you my very own recipe. I call it Eyeless Jack Is Good" he looked off into the distance with passion in his eyes.
I was about to break up laughing, but I kept my mouth closed and my smile contained.
"Ah Yes. I would make you my special dish. It has human kidneys sprinkled with green onions, garlic, salt, pepper and chili powder for a bling. You should definitely try it. It melts in your mouth and always makes you cry. It's so good that I cry...... or maybe it's because I add too much chili BUT ANYWAYS-"
He kept on going non stop about how good human organs tasted with paprika, bacon, unsalted butter and many more.
HE EVEN TALKED ABOUT BONE MARROW SOUP.
I gagged at the thought.
"STOP TALKING STOP" I covered my ears once he started talking about eyeballs.
"Aw. But it's fun talking about cooking with you..." he gave a frown.
"No. I don't wanna hear about how much you hate people who overcook their eyeballs"
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