South Park One Shots

Purge Night

Cartman

He sat on the couch with his mother watching the TV intensely. 

The station that was playing cut out and Cartman couldn't be more thrilled. 

"This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S Government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge-"

Idiots, they didn't count on South Park selling stuff above 4. But come'on it was inevitable. Cartman thought. 

"-Commencing of the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning, until 7 am., when the Purge concludes. Blessed by our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation. May God be with you." The speaker on the TV finishes. 

"Happy Purging mother." Cartman smiled over at his mother. He'd been contemplating killing her immediately or waiting till later. 

The siren began to wail and he made his decision. The sound of a single shot rung throughout his house. 

"Let's get this started." He put on a dark brown mask and changed into a nicer shirt and red cape. "To the Purge!"

Kenny

He left with his gun, locking the door behind him. He could already hear the screams of people being killed. 

He wondered around the streets, calmly shooting anyone who noticed him. That's when he saw that familiar light blue coat. 

"My favorite Purge buddy!" He called out. 

The figure turned around, a light blue coat covering his shoulders. A grey hat covering his face, and a yellow mask over his eyes.

"I could say the same to you." His voice was deep but still cracked every once in a while. So Kenny assumed the boy was younger than him.

"I know you usually pick the first hit, but I know two people I wanna get tonight." The yellow masked boy explained.

Kenny shrugged, he really didn't care who they went after at this point. "Who's got your panties in a twist this year? I'm all game."

"Mr. and Mrs. Stotch."

Kenny's eyebrows raised, "what you got against them?" Sure Kenny hated them, they were annoying and over protective, but he didn't know if he could kill his friends parents. And what was this persons correlation with them anyway? 

"I just need them gone, you in?" His friend had a serious look in his eyes. 

I'm sorry Butters...

"Like I said...I'm game." 

Stan

Despite his attempts, his father still took his gun and left to Purge. He was left in his parents bedroom with his mom and sister. 

Shelly was complaining about how her friends didn't have to deal with this because they just left to avoid all the killing. 

But the Marsh's couldn't do that, the money combined with school the next day and the hassle of it all. Besides, Randy enjoyed Purging, he didn't want to leave. 

Stan would think about going out and Purging every once in a while. But Kyle didn't want him to go out a kill people, so he wouldn't. 

Stan got frigidity and grabbed his phone. He tried to call Kyle but he must have been on the plane already. "Stan?" Kyle finally picked up.