[PJM] Not So Innocent [COMPLETED]

Some Fuck Butter

     "I'm going on a sex strike," Jimin said rather unexpectedly from his place at the table. We are having breakfast and my scrambled egg just about soars into my fucking lung.

     "W-what do you mean, Jimin-ah..?" I choke out. (Literally)

     He puts his fork down and rests his chin on his hands, silently eyeing me up ,"Well... We've done literally nothing since the day we met but have sex. I couldn't even control myself last night at the movie theater..! It's not really a strike I guess, more of a no-pussy-diet."

     My eyebrow raises ,"Sp basically you're punishing yourself?"

     He smiles cutely ,"Yep, I need to learn self control..."

     I honestly don't know what to say... A no-pussy-diet..? Sounds, what's the word? Oh yeah...

    Impossible.

     I mean, if Jimin doesn't break first, I will. He and his body can do some damn good shit and I know that I won't be able to handle this... Who am I kidding? Jimin will break in no time, he is a sexy-ass whore, and only my sexy-ass whore.

     I smile ,"Okay. If that's what you need to do then I won't try to stop you." I get up from the table and take our plates to the sink.

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     It's been two days since Jimin's no sex thing and I'm honestly baffled. He hasn't made any sort of moves or anything..! We went out yesterday to shop for schoolbooks since college starts in two weeks and he had a nice opportunity to fuck me in a handicap restroom but he didn't even waver.

     I'm about to, though.

     I am literally on the edge of my sanity. He hasn't tried to tease me or anything but he doesn't have to because everything he does is just sexy. I've been so close to either pulling him down onto me or resorting to a nice dark room, a vibrator, and some good ol' porn. I'm not there yet but I'm damn close.

     I need him. I want him. And I have a great idea to get him back on me.

     I can hear him in the living room now, watching Spongebob on the television. After a quick glance around the corner, I sneak into my bedroom to grab the secret weapon that I'd ordered online...

     Drumroll please.................. Kamagra Jelly!!!

     This shit cost me fifteen dollars extra because I wanted overnight shipping... Momma is impatient, what can I say?

     I inspect the side of the bottle for a moment:

Ready to have a great time with your partner..? This jelly will give a man an erection in as little as fifteen minutes! It can be taken orally and will grant any man and his lover a good, hard, time...

     There is more but I'm legit dying at what I've read thus far... "Good, hard, time"..? Sign me the fuck up!

     On my tiptoes, I zoom back to the kitchen. I told Jimin that I was baking and, after he asked and asked, told him that he couldn't help because I wanted him to be surprised at the kind I bake. He wasn't very happy that he couldn't help but his mind was swayed when I had threatened to bake in just my undergarments... He is holding onto that damn no-sex thing pretty good...

     After mixing my ingredients for strawberry cheesecake cookies, I line them up, using two trays since I accidentally made a bit much, and shove them into the already heated oven. Here comes the fun part: Making the icing..!

     I grab my materials and put them into He bowl, mixing for a little until I deem it ready for the "Fuck Butter" as I now call it. The jelly messes with the consistency a bit and I add some more sugar. There's maybe one fourth of a cup of icing... It's finished just in time for the alarm to go off and signal that my cookies have finished baking.

     I quickly slide my neon blue oven mitts over my hands and place the trays onto my stove. The cooling racks are already on the counter, paper towels under them to catch any crumbs, and prepared for the scalding hot cookies... After an intense five minutes of trying to place these burning hot saucers onto the racks, I grab the fuck butter and book it to my room, shoving it into my bedside stand.

     Back in the living room, I sit on the couch next to Jimin, snuggling into his side. He sniffs the air cutely and looks down to me happily ,"Those cookies smell so~ yummy!" He squeals like an excited teenager ,"Are they done..?"

     My finger traces small circles over his shoulder ,"Not yet. They have to cool so that I can put icing on them."

     He groans in frustration, his head leaning back onto the couch. I use all of the self restraint I have to not lick his vulnerable, tempting, neck.

     We sit like this for about ten minutes, snuggling and watching Spongebob like a couple of kids. I finally stand up from his embrace and head into the kitchen.

     The cookies are cool so I ice only three of them, I want some cookies for later after all and I can just make new icing...

     I grab a small paper plate and set them on it, grabbing two plain cookies for myself, and head into the living room. "Here you go, baby" I pure, handing Jimin the plate.

     His eyebrow raises ,"When did you start using pet names..?"

     I pout ,"You don't like it..?"

     "It's not extravagant, I want extravagant."

     I huff ",Fine. I'll just call you Sugar-Humpy-Bumpy-Playboy then..."

     He takes a huge bite from a cookie and pulls me close ,"Baby was fine..." He glances at my hand that is holding my two plain cookies ,"Why didn't you I've them..."

     I shrug ,"I'm not a fan of icing..."

     He shrugs ,"These are so good! What kind are they..?"

     I smile up at him ,"Strawberry Cheesecake!"

     He smiles down to me like the adorable boy he is ,"Delicious, babe. You should bake more often..!"

     I turn to watch the TV once more, the movie Matilda beginning. My body is basically vibrating with anticipation ,"Yes, yes I should."