Deep breaths.
Mmmmmmmm.
This is the most embarrassing of my stories.
The worst.
Here we go...
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Background: I was chilling with a couple of my friends (both of whom are guys xD) we were supposed to be studying together (kinda).
Setting: Game room at a Church
Characters: J, O, and Yours Truly
J: *reading biology textbook*
J: *snickers*
O: "What?"
J: "Look" *points to page* "It's the reproductive system."
O: "Oh. Lol." *leans over J's shoulder*
Me: *studies like a good girl but watches them suspiciously*
J: *reads a really weird paragraph from the book*
Me and O: *snicker*
J and O and Me: *study the diagrams*
Narrator: "This goes on for a while, the three dumb teens gathered around the table.
Then suddenly, J stands and speaks. Unbeknownst to @-slightlyhysterical-, he has changed the subject.
J: *some weird nonsense about comicbooks*
Me: *completely misunderstands* *has a crisis*
Me, narrator voice: "OKay, so we had just been looking at the reproductive system, right? And then J changed the subject. I didn't know that though, and what he said sounded a lot like... well, you'll see."
O: *weird nonsense right back atcha*
Me: *understands* "Oh. Haha. J, I thought you said, "Do you wanna make a baby?" *laughs awkwardly*
J: *screams internally* "As fun as that would be..."
Me: *waht no help me why did I say that oohhhhnoooo haalllppp*
I am traumatized.
So traumatized.
IN A GOOD WAY.
NoPE and nOPErs,
~~~~~~~~traumatized~~~~~~~~~
