All right mates, let's dive right in.
I have a really small class (eight people).
We all know each other pretty well... anyways. We only meet on Tuesdays (I'm homeschooled, but we use Classical Conversations as our curriculum. It's pretty great).
So anyways, here's a couple of stories from class that were too short to be on their own.
Let's start early one Tuesday morning. I wake up, roll around for a while, and then head downstairs. My brother is in the kitchen, eyeing the coffee machine mischievously. We both get a cup, and after I put some really weird stuff in mine (you don't want to know), I go and take my shower.
Now, a couple things. First off, we have recently moved from Florida to Colorado. In Florida, I had a crush on this guy. Fine, it was more than a crush. He liked me too, and if I had stayed in Florida, we probably would've gotten married. Okay, maybe not, but whatever. Point is, we were really good friends and we both liked each other a lot.
The previous night, I was looking through my mom's Facebook, and I see this freaking photo his mom posted. It was from the Superbowl, and MY boy is standing right next to this idiotic stupid horrible girl. SMILING. And he is touching her. His hand. Is touching her arm. Protectively.
I shall have blood.
And then, down in the comments, someone asks, "Hey, is that his girlfriend? LOL"
HAHA.
VERY FREAKING FUNNY.
His mom answered, "Not yet, lol"
Help me.
Second thing. I take cold showers. Like, really cold. Sixty degrees or sumthin.
It's really good for you, and boy does it feel fantastic. But it also numbs your brain and ruins your judgement.
So I'm standing in the shower, freezing water streaming down my face, fuming mad about that idiot girl, and I start laughing. Like, really scary laughing. And screaming. Kind of. (I swear I'm a normal person. This makes me sound, well...)
I'm basically just dying in the shower, trembling with rage, laughing and crying hysterically, pumped up on coffee and on an adrenaline high.
Eventually I got out of the shower and started drying off. You know how your fingernails get soft sometimes? My thumb was like that, and when I was pulling on my jeans, I felt it bend.
I got super scared when it bent, and I looked at it and screamed because I thought my whole fingernail had come off. (I told you had lost my mind.)
Anywho, that's how my morning started.
Part two, the actual story, will be in the next chapter.
GuNS and rOSes,
~~~~PSYCHO~~~~~~
P.S.
yes, I know it's dumb and stupid to be so upset that a boy you used to like who now lives in a different state and that you will never see again has a crush on another girl.
But I'm stupid so leave me alone.
