~Mc story mode stuff 4 :D

My friend guesses MCSM characters

JESSE

Me: Okay, who's this?

My friend: Her name is Alex...she's obsessed with chickens

Me: *laughing*

My friend: She will beat the absolute crap out of you, and she hates emos

Me: Okay, so her name is Jesse-

My friend: Ew

PETRA

Me: Okay, so..now, who's this?

My friend: Okay so this is Ashley

Me: *Spits the water I wasn't drinking and dies*

My friend: But people call her Ash, she looks like she enjoys singing and dancing, has a terrible taste in fashion, she was a man-

Me: I'm dead

You killed me

My friend: A very butch lesbian or at the very best a bisexual..and that's it. She probably used to work at hot topic-and she's obsessed with butter and baking but she won't admit it.

Me: Okay, so her name is Petra, and her voice actor is named Ashley!

My friend: *Bursts out laughing* Wait really!?

LUKAS

(Him she actually got pretty spot-on!)

Me: okay-now who is this?

My friend: kay...he's the jock, the one who's into sports and all that, but he's really just a cinnamon roll, he loves people and needs to be protected

Me: That's actually pretty accurate! In the beginning he's kinda like the perceived, 'bad boy leader of the bullies'-

My friend: Wait really??

Me: Yeah, and he just writes poetry and is basically just a pure cinnamon roll. Also I'm pretty sure he has a crush on that other character we just talked about *Winks*

My friend: The butch lesbian?

Me: YES THE BUTCH LESBIAN

Me:...and what's his name

My friend: Josh. Josh Kutcher.

*Pause*

Her: HE'S REALLY GAY.

-INTERMISSION-

My friend: There's a character named Axel, right?

Me: Yeah, why>

My friend: He sounds like a frickin' douche

Me: PFFFF-

-END OF INTERMISSION-

IVOR

Me: Okay's so whos' he?

My friend: EW HE LOOKS UGLY AND is he gay? he looks effing gay

Me: Well, okay...what else?

My friend: He looks like a dad character, his name (I forgot what they decided to say here honestly, but sorry,) screaming is his life, he probably dies.

Me: Okay, so this is Ivor-

My friend: Yuck

Me: He likes potions, he's smart but kinda Slytherin-like. He's very much a dad-

My friend: Okay, good-

Me: and in the first season, he's the villain?

My friend: Uh huh...go on.