HIIIIIIIII ITS AMELIA HERE!! WUTS UP?!?! HUH?!?! BOK BOK?!?! BUK BUK BUKAW?!?!?! RIT NOW IM IN MY ROOOOOOOOOM WITH MY NOTEE NASTEE BIGEE SISEE!! BOK BOK!! AMELIA WUT R U DOOING?!?! SISEE ASKS MEE IM RITING IN MY DIAWY NOW LEEV MEE ALON SHOO I SA NO WA BIGEE SISEE SAYS Y NOT U MEENEE WEENEE CHIKIN?! I SA OL UNOYD BEECUZ I SED SO BIGEE SISEE SES I START CRIING AND SLAP HR SOO HRD OWEE BIGEE SISEE CRIS IN PAN HAHA I LAF AZ HRD AZ I CAN Y U LITL BRATEE MONSTR IM TELING MOM BIGEE SISEE SEZ U WOULDNT U BIGGE FATEE SISEE!! I YEL
Translation: Hiiiiiiiiiii it's Amelia here what's up? Huh? Bock bock? Buck buck buck-caw? Right now i'm in my roooooooom with my naughty nasty big-gy sis-y!! Bock bock! "Amelia what are you doing?!" Sis-y asks me. "I'm writing in my diary now leave me alone shoo!" I say. "No way!" Big-gy sis-y says. "Why not you meanie weanie chicken?!" I say all annoyed. "Because I said so!" Big-gy sis-y says. I start crying and slap her soo hard. "Owie!" Big-gy sis-y crys in pain. "Haha!" I laugh as hard as I can. "Why you little brat-ty monster I'm telling mom!" Big-gy sis-y says. "You wouldn't you big-gy fat-ty sis-y!" I yell.
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