Friday, 23 February 2018
Jacob
Ryan, where are you?
Ryan
im in the bathroom
Jacob
Why? The bell just rung.
Ryan
im doing something important
Jacob
Are you rolling?
Ryan
no
Jacob
Tf are you doing?
Ryan
im taking a picture
Jacob
Of what?
Ryan
remember the girl from the party last saturday?
the brunette with the beautiful blue eyes
and big butt
Jacob
Yeah
Ryan
she just asked for a picture
Jacob
In the bathroom?
Ryan
its where the lighting is best
Jacob
Oh fuck
never mind.
Ryan
she wanna see this mASSIVE D
Jacob
Ryan Key. This is Mr. Kyle.
You have five minutes to get to class before I call the principal.
- - -
I looked up from my notebook, hearing the loud bang from the front door of the classroom. I tucked a few strands of hair behind my ear as I slightly made eye contact with the boy.
In front of the entire class, stood a platinum blonde Ryan Key. Panting escaped from his mouth as a bead of sweat dripped down the side of his forehead. The tie on his uniform was untied, his hand was holding his unbuckled belt and black slacks, his eyes were wide and placed on our teacher.
I pressed my lips together in a thin line, trying to hold the laughter in the back of my throat as I gripped my pencil as a distraction.
That's Ryan Key for you.
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