Random Bullshit

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I want to learn how to play piano more than I want my will to live back.

I smoke cigarettes.
I can't reply to comments, so I'll just say this: yes I know it's bad for me, yes I know I'm underage, yes I am planning on quitting eventually, and no, I don't care that it's a slow death, why do you think I started smoking in the first place? It's like putting the Clarendon filter on life, for you Instagram users.

I drink rum on occasion.
On occasion.
This is in no way whatsoever a regular thing, just saying. Yes, again, I know I'm not even legal, but whatever.

I own two dogs and one cat, and stranger's pets always seem to like me more than they like their owner, and more than my pets like me. My friend Simon has a cat named Max that bites/claws everyone except for me. I fucking love animals.

I'm smart, but I always get bad grades because I'm lazy. Once I start missing assignments, it feels more and more overwhelming, and so I do even less assignments, and it's a vicious cycle that provides me with failing grades.

I'm always either too clingy or too aloof, I can never find the healthy middle in relationships. However, the second I start using 'we' and 'us' instead of I and me, I will smash my face through a car windshield.

I have a little sister, MechaAnimeGirl, and three older brothers. The oldest is a half brother on my father's side, the second oldest is a cunt who should due, which I haven't spoken to in over three years, and the third oldest is my favourite, and he's very quiet and sarcastic and funny.

I have 5+ unfinished books, because when I get writer's block, I just start a new book. One's about time travel, one is short stories, one is inspired by a Young The Giant song, one is slightly religious, even though I'm agnostic and don't believe in God, and one is a MCR fanfic, bass off of Danger Days. Go check 'em out if I ever publish them.

I have never been to a concert, but I want my first concert to be TØP, because they sorta got me introduced to FOB, P!atD, MCR, and a shit-tonne of other bands. Like a gateway drug! Also, their lyrics make me want to scream and shout and laugh and cry and dance all at the same time, and I love them more than I love chocolate.

I ship Peterick, no surprise, but I also ship Petekey, which I am slightly ashamed of... 😅 I also simultaneously ship Ryden and Brallon.

I like new music, like Troye Sivan and the emo trinity/quartet/quintet (including Paramore for the quintet) and Green Day, and Weezer and all that, but I also like some older stuff, like Guns n' Roses, and ZZ Top, and Led Zeppelin. For example, I have Jet City Woman by Queensrÿche stuck in my head. It sometimes switches to Electric Avenue by Eddy Grant.

Sometimes I'm too lazy too take a shower, but once I'm in the shower, I'm too lazy to get out, so I jut stay in it until the water starts to run cold.

It's very hard to motivate me to do anything, so most people assume that I hate things or that I'm a slacker, or an underachiever, but if I get in the mood to do something, like clean the kitchen or something, I won't rest until it's frickin sparkling.

Aaaand tag time.
I was tagged by PlanetaryCringe
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Yeah there ya go have fun n shit