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An interesting story...

I can't explain what was going on when I wrote this story last year... So here you go!

Once upon a time, there was a bunny named Uri. Uri sings songs about ladders. He also likes to eat cheese. Uri has a girlfriend named Marlene. Marlene and Uri had a couples therapist named Helga. Helga was a VIOLENT BABUSHKA. Then Magnus Bane stole the muffin off of Marlene's head. Which portaled them to China. They showed up at Hogwarts, and Hagrid said "Uri a wizard Clary. Then Lizzza showed up and said "Wrong movie Hagrid, and it's my job to make puns." Which turned her into the Headmaster of Hogwarts. She turned the Hogwarts symbol into a pig with warts. Ansel Elgort was teaching How To Be Barron Trump. Lizzza decided to teach a class on how to get kicked out of IKEA. Kimiwalter Piopio taught How To Eat A Rug. Chelsea Cheese was teaching how to obsess over OTPs. Marlene didn't know what to do so she called Laundry Repair. The Laundry Repair Guy was dat boi on his unicycle. Dat boi asked if the Silent Brothers could have oats. One of the Silent Brothers welcomed them to the rice fields. Uri, Marlene, and Magnus showed up at the rice fields and danced the Hotline Bling dance with Drake. The dance tired them out so they feasted on kawaii potatoes and cinnamon rolls. This caused a kawaii narwhal to sing the narwhal song in a Russian accent. Helga shot them with a water gun and turned into Sister Daniel. Then Sister Daniel went back to Britain. The almighty loaf said "Happy St. Patrick's Day" and brought them back to NYC.

THE END

I can't explain this... I'm sorry lol

- Candy <3