- 3rd person narrative -
a/n: no, y'nasties they dIDNT DO THE DIRTY- or did they?? ok but yes the past 2 weeks^^ have been filled with intense cuddling and binge-watching shows.
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IMPORTANT NOTE:
THE NEXT CHAPTER IS A VOTING CHAPTER BASED OFF THIS
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"are you sure you're ready for this? you can take your time, you know?" jimin asked sweetly, pressing his lips against yoongi's ear softly.
yoongi grunts, a little angry he was woken at 9am for a medical checkup he had only agreed to go for because he was half drunk two nights before. too bad sober jimin had recorded yoongi yelling-
"I'LL GO FOR A CHECKUP OKAY?? aNYTHING FOR YOU BAAAABY!!", slurring his words, breath tinted with the smell of alcohol, before slumping onto the sofa, knocking out for 16 hours straight.
clearly- yoongi didn't forget how to drink.
and clearly yoongi, being yoongi, ultimately had no choice but to make jimin happy.
"i'll go," he murmured, scrunching his nose as he smelt his own morning breath and closed his eyes, desperately wanting to sleep for just five more mi-
"get up."
"no."
"min yoongi, get up."
"firstly, im older than you. secondly, who the fu-"
"if you don't get up i won't kiss you," jimin said in a sing-song voice, attempting to roll out of bed, clambering over yoongi to get off the bed.
"IM UP!!" yoongi yelled, jumping up and diving off the bed, tackling jimin who was climbing over him and ending up on the floor.
they laughed together, lying on the floor and staring at the ceiling. yoongi turned to look at jimin, brushing his fingers over his face.
"you feel familiar, you know? like i loved you with all my heart; like i loved you so much that this feeling- this feeling it's so natural and i-"
jimin grabbed yoongi's hand which was still on his face, leaning forward to kiss him.
he rolled over, somehow managing to roll himself on top of yoongi, sitting on his hips.
he leaned down slowly, leaving a kiss on yoongi's jaw.
what a tease.
he got up, grabbing his towel of its racks and sprinting to the toilet.
"fuck," yoongi thought, sitting up before hollering, "jIMIN!! cAN I COME WITH YOU? i-I FORGOT HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER."
"shut the fuck up min yoongi."
"you know you love me."
"yOU DID NOT. JUST. QUOTE. JUSTIN BIEBER."
"but i did, baby." yoongi shouted as he got up, heading to the toilet.
he knocked on the door.
"breakfast?"
"SURE!!" jimin shouted over the sound of water hitting his back and the sensual music playing and just imagine the steam and the-
"snap out of it, yoongz." he thought to himself, wondering when he ever said that sentence- it gave him déjà vu.
once jimin got out the shower, he threw his arms around yoongi's neck from the back, leaning his chin on his shoulder, and leaving little kisses on yoongi's neck.
"go get ready quickly- i'll continue from here and when you get out the shower the food'll be ready," jimin said cutely as he gingerly untied yoongi's apron and flung the strings over his head.
yoongi turned around suddenly, pecking jimin on the lips.
"I THOUGHT I SAID NO KISSE-" jimin yelled, getting cut off by yoongi leaning in for another kiss- before running off to the toilet.
"this boy." jimin thought, smiling as he shook his head in disbelief over how lucky he was-
how lucky he was to have yoongi.
an hour later, the duo arrived at the hospital, fingers intertwined as they walked through the rehabilitation and therapy section.
nurses whispered as they walked past.
"are they gay?"
"he's cute- what a waste."
"that's disgusting"
"fuck- my fucking otp im so soft for gay shit-"
"don't be gross, kayla- don't be a fucking fag."
jimin felt yoongi's grip on his hand tighten and placed his palm on his back, praying for him to calm down- did yoongi forget his bad temper and leave it behind too?
no.
"1742. min yoongi?" a high-pitched voice called out, and the both of them made their way to the rehab room.
"we'd like to talk to the patient privately, take a seat and we'll call you in shortly." the nurse said bluntly, shoving her outstretched hand onto jimin's chest suddenly, making him stumble a little.
"watch it, you." yoongi growled as he waltzed into the room like he owned it, leaving the nurse wide-eyed in shock.
the door slammed shut.
what's going to happen?
