This Psychotic Meeting~TokyoGhoul Fanfic~

Chapter 7-a bad day for a investigator

"Gomen."

The ghoul in front of me apologised with a blank face.

"I didn't know that you're...a woman."

I just glared at him hatefully. But a sudden thought crossed my mind.
I smirk and look at him.
"Hee~ for a ghoul who's supposed to have keener senses than humans... you don't know I'm a woman? How hilarious."
I then gasp "Oh! Could it be that you're already old?hn~ that make sooo much sense~"

Heh!How was that? I thought.

But he just stand there. With the same blank face since decades ago. Not feeling imsulted at all.

"AH GEEZ! Why can't you at least have some response. How Boring." I pouted while shouting.

"...I can't." A reply was heard.

"Huh?"

"Nothing."

The situation soon became awkward because of the silence. With me tied to a chain.

Wait.Chain? Since when have I...

"YOU..." I glared at him.
"now I know why you're standing there all relaxing..."

"Why?" He tilted his head. Pretending to know nothing.
This guy...$@&$!!! Acting cute$&#!!

"Tch- You can't get away from this, eyepatch. I will catch you." I mumbled.
Theeen~I will torture him... stabbing his body as many times I want....cutting his body to pieces and hang his interstines on my wall...hehehe...'
(Author:gore much? I'm sorry for ruining your appetite if any of you are eating while reading this right now.)

"I heard that all, Juuzou-chan." Eyepatch spoke while reading something. A novel.

I just kept quiet.
Hah!
As if I will!

But it's so boring I can't help it! I'm tied to a freaking wall and can't even MOVE!!!

"HEEEEY EYEEPAAATCH.......!" I called him.

Silence~

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY~!"

~No respond~

Sigh, fine then. I'll do this...... the more annoying way.

"HEY EYEPATCH!HEYY~!!!"

"HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHETHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY,HEEEEEEEEEEY~!!!!!-"

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

"Will you please keep quiet?" Yes! A respond!

"What? Sorry I can't hear you?"

"I SAID.Please keep quiet. It's annoying." Eyepatch said coldly.

"NO! I'm bored~! It is much more interesting to bother you." I smiled. "But~~~! I'll keep quiet if you let me move around~!"

"No."

"But I'm so boooored!!!" I complained.

"Then just sleep."

A f**ckin ghoul*note:him*is in my house, how does he expect me to sleep. I'm a ghoul inspector! His damn ENEMY!

"Urggh... DON'T CARE. I'm gonna annoy you anyway..." I mumble quietly to myself again. Which I think I am.

"HEEY, EYEPATCH~can you take off your mask!"

"No."

"What does your face look like? Are you actually ugly? Or could it be you have a scar on your face? Like some anime characters have."

"No."

"Why is your hair white? Did you dye it or are you actually old?"

"No"

"Why are you so expressionless?"

"......" he suddenly have a gloomy aura and kept quiet.( maybe... I shouldn't have ask that)

"OH COME ON! At least lessen my boredom so I can stop annoying you!!!!"

*PAP!!!*

The sound of a book slamming close was heard. Oops, someone seems pissed here~

"Fine. Let me tell you something interesting" he said looking at me. All nice and calm.

"Hm?" I smiled.

"Your buttons are loose."

Wha-!
I'm so sure I buttoned when I changed earlier!!!"
I quickly look down. Seeing my buttons loose. Revealing half of my chest. (Of course, not everything.)

"You pervert!!!You knew this whole time and you didn't tell me!?" I yelled angrily at him.
Still tied up. This is the second time. THE.SECOND.TIME!

"Calm down.After all, it's covered in bandages. And I'm not interested. In....... that." He pointed to my chest.

"YOU-!"
Did he just say my chest is flat!?

"IT'S BECAUSE I WRAP IT VERY TIGHTLY. I ACTUALLY HAV-!"
I stopped right there. Am I an idiot? No way am I telling him my real chest size!

"Hmn? Have what?" He ask, a little playfulness in his tone.

"Tch-nothing..."

Since I can't do anything. I finally kept quiet and sleep. I can still find and capture him after this day after all.

Having one more glance at him before sleeping, I thought.

Why didn't he kill me on the spot?

no, he killed a lot. But why... can I talk with him so casually? Without fear?

I guess now I know what Amon meant by... him stuck in his mind.

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Whoo! This chapter is finally done.

Please forgive me for this short chapter even after a loong time of not writing.

So... yeah.

Don't you think this story is starting to feel like an OCXkaneki rather than a juuzouXkaneki fanfiction?

Well... sorry for that.But At least this type of Juuzou is okay too.
:-)