"Wake the nep up!"
I roll over on my bed, half asleep.
Neptune was standing at the edge of the bed, and had ripped the covers off.
"One more hour" I roll back onto my side.
"You said that three hours ago..."
I sit up on my bed and glare at Neptune.
"Fan service doesn't work unless it's visualized. And the opposite gender..."
I glare at Neptune with suspicion. "How did you get in my room"
Neptune averts her eyes. "Umm, you left your door open..."
She says this while kicking a crowbar under my bed.
"Neptune, I saw that. You don't see me breaking into your...... Never mind... Just go"
Neptune leaves the room, The dragon-human hybrid walks up to me.
"You. Heard. Nothing!"
I get out of bed and sit down on my desk chair.
"What am I gonna call you...?"
The dragon runs over to my stack of papers and scribbles something onto one.
I pick up the sheet of paper, Its hard to read, but it seems like he can write.
"Draq? Is that what I should call you"
The dragon-human hybrid jumps in excitement.
"Alright then Draq, How bout you go see Neptune. If the door's locked, just melt the knob. 'kay" Draq nods and runs off into the hall.
I turn to my closet. I went off into town with Compa yesterday, and we got some clothes for me. I switch out of my normal clothes and put on my new ones.
I'm wearing a black jacket open, over a white shirt. Black pants with special stat shoes that are supposed to raise the speed stat. I equip some strength boosting wristbands and a silver scarf that raises my accuracy. And, to complete the style of edgy silver and black, A white strip of hair. I look at myself in the mirror, and pull out my IPod Touch.
(Play: "Eye of the tiger" Survivor)
I kick open the door, walking out into the hall.
Draq runs up behind me, nodding his head to the beat.
We arrive in the living room. Everyone turns to us, we walk past everyone and I open the door. "Going to Lowee, Bye"
(Stop Playing)
Everyone exchanged glances.
"What was that"
(Location Update: Lowee)
We met Blanc on the outskirts of Lowee.
"So, I called you out here cause I need combat training"
Blanc looks at me, then to Draq.
"And why did you come to me? You could've gotten better training from Neptune or IF"
I shrug. "In other words, you're afraid to fight me. Don't think you're strong enough"
Blanc grips her hammer, anger slowly rising.
"You want to say that again. I couldn't hear you over all that crap you're spouting"
I raised my hand and gave her a 'come at me' motion.
Blanc activated HDD and charged towards me.
White Heart swung her hammer at me.
I ducked down and uppercut her in the stomach.
White Heart stumbled back and threw her hammer at me.
I bend backwards and grabbed the handle, throwing it back at her.
The strength boosting wristbands were tightening on my wrists.
White Heart caught her hammer and activated an SP skill.
"Tanzerine Trombe"
White Heart spun around with her hammer, I jumped into the air and avoided her attack.
I grabbed a tree branch and swung 180' around it, swinging back down, leaping off at the end. I axe-kicked White Heart in the back, who dropped out of HDD on impact.
"Looks like I win"
Blanc stood up, rubbing her back.
"Fine, I'll admit defeat today"
Draq was over at a tree, trying to fight it.
It seems like he has claws. "Hey Draq, come here"
Draq ran over to us, carrying a giant log.
I looked over to the tree, which was on the ground... missing it's trunk.
"Hey Draq, Blanc is going to train us in hand to hand combat"
Draq looked over to Blanc, opened his mouth, and said his first words.
"Flat"
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...
Aww Crap. Blanc hates to be called out on her... assets.
Blanc stared at Draq with death in her eyes.
"Uhh Draq, I think it's time to go..."
Draq ran over to me, hopping on my shoulder.
He turned to Blanc and pointed. "Flat"
Blanc looked up at us, Her eye red and her teeth sharp. Now that's an angry look.
I take off running with Draq hanging on to my shoulder.
"Flat! Flat! Flat! Flat! Flat!"
I glance behind me, White Heart is in hot pursuit.
"I'll rip your tongue out you Dragon piece of $#!%"
Great! Draq enraged Blanc, White Heart is chasing us, and screaming profanity...
"Draq, hold on"
I leap over the cliff's edge, reaching for the ledge on the other side.
I swing for the ledge, but miss. We plummet towards the rocks below.
Draq looks up and launches off a fire ball. The fire ball hits the ledge above, causing a bunch of rocks to fall down. I kick off the cliff wall and land on one of the rocks.
I then perform a stunt that is physically impossible and only happens in anime and Michael Bay movies... I kick off one rock and kick off another.
I start running up a falling precipice, leaping off the end of it.
We land on the ledge on the other side of the cliff.
I look back to White Heart who is on the other side, and continue running the path to Planeptune.
(One month later)
It's been one month since I got here and already I am defying the laws of physics.
Draq has also, grown... He's five feet tall and can already hold a conversation.
I don't even understand how that managed to happen...
We've been training with Blanc for a while now, and I can finally say that, if I ever were to forget my Ipod Touch, I could still fight.
At the moment, I'm working on a game. Its a special self-insert RPG, but production may take a while. IF walks into my room. "You could always knock"
IF lays a mission sheet on my desk, I pick up the sheet and look it over.
"Someone actually went through the trouble of making a Mechanical Gorilla"
I unplug my IPod Touch from my computer and head off with IF.
End of Chapter
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Moonlight Hacker
FanfictionDorian Moon finds himself in the world of Gamindustri, beginning an adventure with Neptune, the goddess of Planeptune, and a whole gang of misfit characters. This follows the character: Dorian Moon