Moonlight Hacker

Console War: The Game; The Movie; The Visual Novel; The Fanfiction; The Game!

"We're sick and tired of your antics, Neptune!" ~ "It's high time you get what's coming to you!" ~ "I won't back down against the three of you, I'd be the one to come out victorious!" ~ "Can you just make your turn, already?!" Neptune takes three of her soldiers and puts them in my land. "I challenge you! Prepare thyself!" ~ "You just activated my trap card!" ~ "I summon the almighty dogoo man!" ~ "How can this be!" ~ "I've trained for many days with my soldiers, we've grown strong together and surpassed all hardship!" ~ "Oh yeah?! Then have a taste of my ultimate attack!" ~ "Oh no! The ultimate technique!" ~ "Haaaaaaaaa!" ~ "Haaaaaaa!" I send three horses, five soldiers, and a cannon, over to Neptune's soldiers. "My army!" ~ "Your soldiers will never defeat mine!" She puts a few horses into her army. "Then I'll have to use 'it.'" ~ "You don't mean?!" ~ "North Korea!" Neptune's army is wiped out by a massive nuclear explosion that appeared randomly... wait... I take over a section of Neptune's land. "And I end my turn." Noire looks over to the crater that was in the board. "I don't think that was in the rules..." ~ "Neither is the rule that says you can drink while playing, but we're still doing it." ~ "Aren't you underage?" ~ "Healing Factor, It does nothing for me... On that note, Noire, it's your turn." ~ "Right." She takes a few of her soldiers and puts them on Neptune's sector. "I'm taking over!" ~ "Hey! Why are you all ganging up on me?!" I impatiently shuffle through my cards. "This game is based on the Console War. Might as well make it accurate." Noire nods. "Right. Now then, I challenge your main fleet!" ~ "Hehehehe... It's not called my main fleet for nothing. My army is the strongest, after all." I continue to impatiently shuffle through my cards. "Yeah, if they're anything like Neptune's soldiers back in Planeptune, then she's going to be the first one to go down..." ~ "Hey! I thought we had a truce!" ~ "All thou who oppose the ruler of Cyopolis, plead thy soul find redemption." ~ "That's a horrible name for a nation." ~ "Says the goddess who's nation has her name in it!" ~ "You want to go!" ~ "Um... It's my turn..." ~ "Yeah, yeah, Noire. Not now..." Noire rolls the dice and knocks out Neptune's soldiers. "Wha~..!" ~ "I guess Neptune's out of the game..." ~ "Noire, how could you?!" ~ "You were getting on my nerves." I pull out a pen and notepad. "Note to self: If Noire ever invades Planeptune, don't let Neptune lead the charge..." Blanc takes the dice and makes her move. "I'll take three soldiers into Leanbox territory." Vert picks up the red dice. "So, you've finally come. But do you really think you can beat my army?" She gestures to a massive alignment of soldiers, horses, and cannons. "Bring it on, b!tch." I pull out a massive black board. "I think we're going to need this..." Vert rolls the dice. "It seems as though I've beaten one of your soldiers." ~ "I'll wipe that smug look off your face!" They both roll the dice again. Vert gaining the highest roll. "And that's check." ~ "You mother f~..."

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Oh, I see you're back... Sorry 'bout that. Blanc's nation has been pushed to the edge of her sector, Noire has taken mostly of Neptune's nation, with Vert advancing through Blanc's fallen land. I, on the other hand, have acquired a lot more men. Noire snaps me a look. "Dorian! Stop cheating!" I stop mid duplication, my army having been multiplied by four. "What? It's not in the rules..." ~ "I-I know that, b-but, it's not like they knew that you'd try duplicating them." ~ "And with that..." I move a cluster of soldiers into Noire's territory. "I attack." I roll the dice, which spins rapidly before bursting apart. "Checkmate." ~ "W-What?!" Noire's entire nation is taken over by Cyopolisians... Okay, now I hear it... "And that's Noire out." I move another cluster into Blanc's area, defeating them before Vert got the chance. "And to finish..." I take the entire army into Vert's nation. "What?! You're going to use your entire army?! That's suicide!" My army starts to fuse, becoming a massive dragon. An icosahedron dice appears, which bursts upon rolling it. "King Dragon sends his regards..." Vert's entire army is fried by the dragon, resulting in my victory. "Welp, that was fun. But I think it's time we go home." The others nod. "Alright, gather everyone, and I'll pack up."

(1 hour later)

The portal was set and everyone had just started the warp back home. I hop in at the end, closing the portal and destroying the pocket dimension, all together. "Ah, home sweet home... I love the smell of carbon monoxide in the morning... Wait... That's not right." I look over Planeptune in ruins, buildings burning and monsters roaming. "Wh-What the hell happened!"

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