I hear a strange humming.
Lin's lips are like earthworms; wrinkly under chapped skin. Lin's throat vibrates. I shriek at the top of lungs. The room goes silent. Daveed pauses mid-phrases. Worriedly, I scan the room for Groffino. He is stuck. He is trapped between the now fruitful children. I am jealous. They are in the presence of his glorious bottom. Begonia is moored on the ground. So much has changed in my life, I realize. Lin has changed who am. Lin is now changing.
I hear a groggy voice. "Grammakins?" He mumbles.
The TLC cameras move in closer. I only just realized they were here. Groffington is still stuck.
The fire department is waiting outside. They knew this would happen.
I avert my eyes from the bell pepper red truck to Lin. His formerly sallow skin is now bright and proud. He blossoms upward in a backward bend.
"It's me! It's me!" I cry.
He squeezes me tightly, his strength around my midsection. Heads turn in my direction when the sound of 100,000 TLC paparazzi cameras comes from me. A strange sensation envelopes me. Is my jaundice malignant?
"I've seen this before. You are as pregnant as a fish bowl full of frogspawn." The doctor says in awe.
"Shawty, you preggo!" Begonia howls.
Author's Note:
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