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SEXT.NET- HELLO, SOOMI, THANK YOU FOR SIGNING UP FOR SEXT.NET. WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SO WE CAN FIND THE BEST POSSIBLE MATCH. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR MEN OR WOMEN?
ME- men.
SEXT.NET- YES, FINDING YOU A GREAT MATCH (;
I giggled, the winky face was unnecessary but nonetheless I gave the bot a shot to pair me with someone. I don't know why I was here or why I paid 5.99 for this but here I was.
OPERATOR- Hello.
ME- hi. what am I in for?
OPERATOR- Whatever you're into, baby. What's your name- or shall I just call you baby? My name is Namjoon.
ME- soomi. but, I admit, namjoon, baby sounds nice.
OPERATOR- Alright then, what does this pretty baby look like? Describe yourself for daddy.
Never had calling a man daddy came to my mind, never had someone calling me baby come to my mind either. But here I was.
ME- 5'2, short brown hair with bangs, brown eyes, average body- average everything. I don't know what I'm doing.
OPERATOR- You're so small. I could pick you up, throw you against the nearest wall with no issues. Those brown eyes wouldn't be brown long when they're full of lust as you're putty in my hands.
I huffed out words trying to figure out how I would respond to such a scene.
ME- you're experienced.
ME- oh why wouldn't you be, you work for a sext network.
ME- im not drunk excuse my babbling.
OPERATOR- Sober texting? That's attractive, not a drinker?
ME- not important. I didn't pay 5.99 to be questioned on why I'm sober.
OPERATOR- Little girl, keeping speaking to me like that and you'll figure out just what that mouth was made for.
ME- its made for sucking dick and eating sushi while telling myself it's healthy.
OPERATOR- Sucking dick, hm?
ME- and eating sushi- spider rolls to be exact. is this where you ask me what I'm wearing, or vice versa?
OPERATOR- That is your call, baby.
OPERATOR- But... I'm in some gym shorts.
ME- I haven't worked out since I was in elementary. squats and crunches.
OPERATOR- Maybe we should work out sometime together. I'll bet you look hot when you're all sweaty, sweat dripping down your body while you're panting.
ME- god no, I would probably look like a blobfish.
OPERATOR- I'm not sure I understand.
OPERATOR- Are you even understanding the innuendos I'm making, baby?
ME- yes.
OPERATOR- Yes what?
I knew what he wanted me to say, common sense him calling me baby he wanted a proper response. It seemed like he was getting fed up with me.
ME- yes daddy.
ME- id thought that you would be in a tiny office room, texting away with a pillow on top of your dick.
ME- am I wrong?
OPERATOR- Very. I'm actually in my home, sitting on my couch with a pillow under my head bundled up in some blankets.
OPERATOR- Binge watching Hemlock Grove and wishing me and you were fucking like how the characters are. Just for a visual.
ME- the sad part is I like that show. I know what and who you're talking about.
OPERATOR- Sad? Or sexy?
ME- sad, because ill never be fucked like how he fucks her.
OPERATOR- I would fuck you better. My plump lips all over your body.
ME- what, your not going to send me a selfie of you and your 'plump lips.'?
OPERATOR- Can't do selfies, baby. But anything else is yours upon asking.
ME- oh don't give my delusional ass that much power.
OPERATOR- Would you like to see my body? My long, tan, slim body?
ME- yes daddy
ME- wait no.
ME- I made a mistake signing up for this. I don't need a stranger working me up like you're my boyfriend, I don't need anyone doing this.
ME- why am I still messaging you about this
OPERATOR- Don't think of me messaging you as a boyfriend.
OPERATOR- Think of me as a hookup, one that is at your beckoned call whenever you need anything.
OPERATOR- Or...
ME- there's an or?
OPERATOR- Or I can be the anonymous man I am whom got assigned to such a girl who seems to want more then sex?
OPERATOR- Perhaps a friend with benefits?
OPERATOR- I can be that friend. You seem so pure, so innocent, avoiding my dirty texts like they're nothing.
OPERATOR- I know you're not all pure. I will be the one to shake that out of you, get you to tell me how bad your desires get and that you want me to make them a reality.
