Harry Potter- Lyric Pranks

Lily & Sirius| The Middle

Thanks so much for 8k reads! I honestly have no idea why people are reading this... it's so trash but 🤷🏻‍♀️

(Sirius-S Lily-L)

L- Hey Sirius. Have you seen James anywhere?

S- Take a seat

L- ?? Umm I'm already sitting

S- Right over there

L- Right over where? Sirius we're texting... I can't see where you're talking about

S- Sat on the stairs

L- oh.. you want me to sit on the stairs? Is that it

S- Stay or Leave

L- oOh is this a surprise or something? Is that why I can't find James anywhere??

S- the cabinets are bare and I'm unaware

L- Ok so there isn't a surprise? And what do you mean the cabinets are bare

S- Of just how we got into this mess

L- Oh... did something happen with Moony... Do you guys need my help?

S- Got si aggressive

L- Oh Godric! I didn't think Remus had his... monthly thing yet...

S- I know we meant all good intentions

L- Oh I know you guys always do. Are you guys all ok though?

S- So Pull me closer

L- Woah... uh Sirius I think you made a typo

S- Why don't you pull me closer?

L- ok so I guess not... I'm just gonna leave now

S- Why don't you just come one over?

L- I don't think James would be happy if his Best friend was hitting on his girlfriend...

S- IM NOT

L- Wait... what?? What is going on Sirius??

S- haha oops my fingers slipped James was trying to take my phone b-

L- uh huh

S- THIS IS JAMES DONT LISTEN TO SIRIUS THAT TWAT HITTING ON MY GIRL

L- I think I've had enough. See ya later guys

-=+Bonus+=-
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU DOING SIRIUS." James yells glaring at Sirius who was laughing on the other side of the dorm. "Just a bit of prancing..." Sirius said snickering. Remus sighed from his bed before turning his attention back to his book. "Remember we agreed to stop pranking Lily!" James said crossing his arms. "No Prongs, you, Moony and Wormtail promised to stop pranking Lily. I however never agreed."

Thanks for reading you guys! Hope you enjoyed that little bonus. Might do more of those ^-^