Draco- You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty
Hermione- Draco? How'd you get my number?
Draco- You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies
Hermione- Obviously...
Draco- I hope I don't run out of time. Could someone call a referee?
Hermione- What do you mean? Do you mean to say Scorpius is in trouble?
Draco- 'Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness
Hermione- DID YOU HURT MY KIDS?
Draco- I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice
Hermione- You've attacked my kids BEFORE?!?
Draco- And by once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times
Hermione- WHAT?!?
Draco- So let me, oh, let me redeem, oh, redeem, oh, myself tonight
Hermione- I am NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR YOU!
Draco- Cause I just need one more shot, second chances
Hermione- You think I'm going to forgive you for trying to injure my kids? No wonder they've been so shaken up!
Draco- Yeah
Hermione- WELL YOU'RE STUPID NO YOU'RE AN EVIL LOATHSOME LITTLE COCKROACH!!! THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT! AGAIN
Draco- Is it too late now to say sorry?
Hermione- YOU LITTLE ARSE! I AM COMING TO YOUR DUMBARSE MANOR AND I WILL HEX YOU INTO OBLIVIATION!!!!
Draco- Woah Hermy, it's just a prank bro
Hermione- I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!
Draco- Lol you wouldn't, you're to chicken you little mudbl- AHH YOU'RE SERIOUS
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Harry Potter- Lyric Pranks
HumorHey so basically, it's like Harry Potter characters texting, but doing lyric pranks. You can request characters or songs! Please enjoy. Also if you get any ideas from me, please give me credit!
