(Ron-R Hermione-H)
R- Yeah, yeah
H- What is it now Ron
R- I've been down so much
H- Oh really? I had no idea, you've been snogging Brown so much I'd think you're quite satisfied
R- it look like up to me
H- Good for you
R- They look up to me
H- Only because Harry put that Felix Felicis in your pumpkin juice
R- I got fake people showing fake love to me
H- It kind of seems like Brown has a strong liking for you Weasley, stop complaining. You've finally got what you want
R- Straight up to face
H- You want me to say that straight up to your face? I can't do that when Brown's attached to it
R- Straight up to my face
H- Yep, glad you admit you two are basically attached to each other.
(I'm going to skip to further in the song)
R- Something ain't right when we talking
H- Ahem, *we're. There, everything back to normal?
R- Something ain't right when we talking
H- Umm, funny story, we haven't talked at all
R- Look like you're hiding your problems
H- What's it to you? Shouldn't you be comforting your girlfriend, little "won won"
R- We've broken up
H- Oh really? You finally managed to detach your two faces? Nice joke
R- I'm serious, jeez. Someone on their period or something?
H- You better be quiet there Weasley before there's blood in other places other than my underwear
R- Bloody hell
H- Correct that's exactly how it'll be
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Harry Potter- Lyric Pranks
HumorHey so basically, it's like Harry Potter characters texting, but doing lyric pranks. You can request characters or songs! Please enjoy. Also if you get any ideas from me, please give me credit!