The Golden Trio Learns Slang

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This is random idea where the Harry Potter characters learn slang. It's not a lyric prank.

(Warning: Cussing)


Harry- Wassup my bitches

Heromione- Harry do u even know what 'bitch' means

Harry- Ya bruh, it means female dog

Hermione- Right and I'm not a female dog

Harry- Right my bad, me and ron are gonna smash wanna come with us? We gonna blow our check

Hermione- Nah, I'm good...

Ron- Oh come on Hermione. It's gonna be...

Hermione- Don't say it...

Ron- Lit

Harry- YA BRUH WE GOIN' BE POPPIN BOTTLES

Hermione- This is so dumb

Ron - U sure you don't want to come with?

Hermione- I'm sure

Harry- Bruh but Draco's goin' be there. You guys are my OTP

Ron- BRAHH HELL NAH

Harry- Ur just salty

Ron- Really? What about Ginny and Dean

Hermione- Actually they've broken up

Ron- WHO'S SIDE R U ON BRO? The chosen one or the King?

Hermione- Honestly I don't care

Harry- haha TAKE AN L

Ron- Whatever, bai 

Harry- Alright, bai BITCHES

Hermione- -_-

Oh the cringe

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