Kali and the others were woken up as the sun was shining on them, showing that it was now morning.
"My God!" Cynthia shot up and stretched out her arms, feeling totally refreshed while she yawned. "That's the best sleep I've had in my life since the twins were born"
"We heard that" the twins glared at the fashionista, while they and the rest of the gang started to wake up.
"How's Shrek?!" Kali shot up, gasping anxiously.
The gang then looked over surprised to see some women around Shrek, but shocked to see that Shrek looked... Well, different.
"Good morning sleepy-head" one woman smiled at Shrek.
"We love your kitty" another woman said, while she held Puss in her arms.
"Oh, my head" Shrek still felt dizzy as he got up.
"Here, I fetched you a pail of water" the third woman offered Shrek a bucket of water.
"Oh, thanks" Shrek said, about to take the bucket.
"Um, Shrek? I give you a fair warning, you're gonna be shocked at what you see" Rocky told the ogre.
"Why is that?" Shrek asked, before noticing that he had human hands.
He gasped and then took the bucket to see his refection, but it was a human man's image instead of his regular ogre self. Shrek yelped and dropped the bucket on the ground in shock, did he really transform into a human?
The ogre started feeling around his body to see if it was true that he had indeed changed. "A cute button nose? Thick, wavy locks? Taut, round buttocks? I'm... I'm..."
"Human" David, Teeders and the twins smirked.
The women giggled as they came over to the now human Shrek, looking very attracted to him.
"I'm Jill" The woman with the pail of water greeted Shrek. "What's your name?"
"Um... Shrek" The former ogre replied.
"Are you from Europe?" Another woman asked Shrek.
"He's so tense" another woman said while feeling Shrek's muscles.
"I wanna rub his shoulders" Jill said.
"I don't have anything to rub" the third woman pouted.
"I know what you could rub" Cynthia muttered with a sly smirk.
"Have you ladies seen my donkey?" Shrek asked the women while being uncomfortable.
"And where's Nobby?" Ginger asked, looking around for her little brother.
"Who are you calling donkey?" Donkey's voice asked.
"And I'm not Nobby anymore" Nobby's voice added.
Everyone turned to look outside, seeing a heroic white horse and... Nobby?
"Donkey?" Shrek couldn't believe his eyes. "You're a-"
"A stallion, baby!" Donkey exhilarated, feeling very happy with his new form.
"Nobby?!" Ginger and rest of gang were in complete shock at what Nobby had turned into.
"I'm a bald eagle, man!" the former teenage British rooster exclaimed, overjoyed.
"I can hawk!" Nobby demonstrated before screeching an eagle's sound. But best of all... "Look at me, guys! I'm flying! I'm flying!" Nobby exclaimed all excitedly like a bubbly little kid.
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The Adventure Kids go to Far Far Away
FanfictionThe Akids and Shrek are back together again! Shortly after Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon, they're invited to meet the in-laws in Far, Far, Away. The only problem is, Fiona's parents didn't expect their daughter's husband to be a 700-pound ogre. Along...