Me: Knock Knock!
You: Who's there?
Me: Doorbell repairman!
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You: Who's there?
Me: Etch!
You: Etch who?
Me: Bless you!
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You: Who's there?
Me: Boo!
You: Boo who?
Me: There's no need to cry!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Me: Knock Knock!
You: Who's there?
Me: Cash!
You: Cash who?
Me: No thanks, I prefer Almonds.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Me: Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Yoda lady.
You: Yoda lady who?
Me: I didn't know you could yodel?
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~The Grate-est and Cheesiest Joke Book!~
MizahA few jokes, puns, and a few pick-up-lines to cheer up your day! (family-friendly) (owo)
