- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- to catch a glimpse of the other side
Laurens leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side
My son is on the other side
He's with my mother on the other side
Washington is watching from the other side
Teach me how to say goodbye
Rise up, rise up, rise up, Eliza!
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-What did King George the III think about the colonies?
-He thought they were revolting!
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Me: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
You: Because 7 ate--
Me: --BECAUSE 7 SHOT PHILIP!
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Mom: Honey, we need to talk to you--
Me: --WHATEVER IT IS, JEFFERSON STARTED IT!
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*Gravity Falls scene*
Dipper: This didn't sound good. Mabel's romances always ended in disaster. Like the time she fell for the guy on the $10 bill.
Hamilton: WE'RE RELIABLE WITH THE LADIES!
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~The Grate-est and Cheesiest Joke Book!~
HumorA few jokes, puns, and a few pick-up-lines to cheer up your day! (family-friendly) (owo)
