~The Grate-est and Cheesiest Joke Book!~

Pick~Up Lines!!!!!!!!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!

Do I know you? Cause you look like my next bf/gf

It's bad to be drunk but I sure am intoxicated by you

Do you work in starbucks? Because I like you a latte

If you were a angle, you would be acute one

I'm not an organ donor but i'll be happy to give you my heart

Are your parents bakers? Because they sure made you a cutie pie!

Are you an alien? Because you're out of this world!

If I were the grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas, I'd steal your heart!

On the scale of 1-10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need!

Roses are red, violets are blue, there's nothing in the world more beautiful/handsome then you

Out of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite

Can I take a picture of you? It's to show santa what I want for Christmas

You're so beautiful/handsome, you made me forget my pick up line!

Guess what I'm wearing! The smile you gave me!

You look familiar, did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry

I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together

Are you Wifi? Because I feel a connection

Are we close to an airport, or is that just my heart taking off?

You're like a car accident, I just can't look away

Are you a cat? Cause you're purr~fect

I'm writing a report on the finer things in life and was wondering if I can interview you

Can I punch your face, with my lips? But 1st let me put some chapstick on because my lips are super dry, like my sense of humor!

Are you my appendix? Cause I don't know how you work, and this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out!

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one

If I had one wish it would be to be with you

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you

Sorry I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Are you google? Because you're all I've been searching for

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

I blame you for global warming! Your hotness is too much for the world to handle

Hey do you like my sweater? Do you know what it's made of?.....Boyfriend/Girlfriend material!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to pass by again?

My love for you is like Diarrhea! I just can't hold it in!

Let's flip a coin. Heads, your mine. Tails, I'm yours

Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I'm about to steal your heart

Are you the sun? Because you're so beautiful it's blinding me

Reasons to date me: no one will try to steal me from you

Do you like water? That means you like 80% of me!

Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

Kiss me if I'm wrong but, dinosaurs still exist right?

Are you a tower? Cause Eiffel for you!

Are you trash? Cause I wanna take you out!

Are your parents beavers cause damn!

Are you bread dough? Cause I knead you

Your father's a thief! He would have had to steal all the stars to make your eyes shine that beautifully.

Your appearance is like Asian food...exotic!

Did you get shorter? Cause from my mind, you went down to my heart!

Are you a dictionary? Cause you gave meaning to my life