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Six

A man found his dog in the garden with a piece of dirty fur in it's mouth. A closer look proved that the fur was actually a prize rabbit belonging to the neighbours. It was very dead,but with no obvious injuries.

The man was horrified. He quickly took the rabbit inside, shampooed and blow-dried it,then snuck next door to put it in the hutch before his neighbour got home.

A few days went by and he heard nothing. Then at the weekend he was talking over the fence to his neighbour,who said a bizarre thing had happened that week. He had come home from work one night to find his prize rabbit dead in its hutch.
'Oh,no,'said the man.'How awful!'

'That's not it,'said the neighbour.'What's weird is that it had died earlier that morning and I had buried it before I left for work!'