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Seventeen

Two elderly women went shopping. As they came out of the mall they spied a dead cat in the park.
Being cat lovers, they couldn't bear the thought of leaving the poor dead kitty there. They decided to take it home and give it a decent burial. They went back into the store and got some shopping bags. They wrapped the dead kitty in one bag and then put it in another bag,hoping to contain the stink.

It was lunchtime so their next stop was a local restaurant. As it was a warm day,they were reluctant to leave the dead kitty closed up in the car. So they placed the bag beside their car and went in to eat.

Their car was visible through the window where they were sitting. They watched,amazed, as a lady walked by their car,stopped ,went back,stole their shopping bag, and walked into the restaurant!

The thief ordered her lunch, and, curiosity getting the better of her,she opened the bag and peeked inside. She then screamed, fell and hit her head,knocking herself out. An ambulance was called to take the poor woman away. As they were carrying her off,one of the elderly cat lovers placed the shopping bag on the stretcher, saying,
'I think this belongs to her ...'