Life of a Nigerian Teenage boy

Home at last

We finally get home from the journey which was rather stressful even though all I did was stare at places and make comments.
On getting home thought I was still going to go through the last minute arrangements of school stuffs for resumption on Monday but to my surprise dad and mum already took care of that, yeah I know it shouldn't be surprising because they are my parents right but they would literally leave us to bang our heads on each other while they watched and laughed but they did which is a very welcomed improvement.

Anyways since there is little or nothing to do, just headed straight for my room which was occupied by me and my siblings which has really thought me a lot about leaving with a girl in the same room, lemme tell that how it feels it is absolutely terrible.......... Like there is literally nothing you do that is right or okay, she's or they are always complaining about one thing or the other.

Next day was church so we preped for church and even though we prepare early we end up going late, it's ironical shey??

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At church, we teens, up to our usual pranks and making noise in church not minding the adults especially since I was around after 2 months of been away but there was something new not something like its a person so I can't say something because it would be rude you know, Ohh and it was a girl and the girl was beautiful like seriously she was fiiinnnee.
Oppps did I just say girl oh well yeah it was a girl, I know I know I'm not into girls I know wait the way I said sounded as if I was gay lemme say it again I AM NOT GAY yeah

So back to this girl she was Woow her name is Ibunkun (Blessing), this girl was fun and very lively and of course my friends are busy behaving like hungry apes jumping around at the sight of food because of this girl. I being the kind of species I am decided to leave them alone to continue their hopping up and down.

After the service I was approached by a guy quite good looking and chubby, 
Hi are you Adura??  He asked
Looked at him and said "yes, sorry what can I do for you"
Pause
What wrong with Nigerians and sorry, like I don't understand why they always have to add sorry before starting a sentence

"You are the one my sister has been talking about all day" he said
Me looking confused like what you talking about and trying to figure who the sister could have been, I wanted to be polite so I didn't know how I was going to ask who his sister was, thankfully he could read the expression
"Its Ibunkun" he said
"Ohh Ibunkun how's she, where is she??" I asked rather very fast
"Let's go inside the car "he directs me towards a Lexus SUV and I followed, getting inside the car he starts to talk
"What did you do to my sis?, she's been talking about you since we finished service and I had to see who she's been talking about"
Me already dumbfounded was just looking cause I didn't even know what she might have said maybe I could have defended myself but I was blank.
So he continues to talk seeing that I have nothing to say
"My sister never talks about guys except they are annoying her or over doing it ( desperately trying to impress her)  but she's been blushing and talking about you, you must have done something"
Ok here I had to talk
"I didn't do nothing I'm just me" I quickly said
"Who are you if I may ask" he asked
I replied  "I'm just a simple guy who likes to be himself anywhere he finds himself"
"Hmm I'm Jason by the way since you conveniently decided not to ask for my name" he said
"No no no no no no you should have introduced yourself when you came to me I mean courtesy demands that" I replied almost immediately
"Now I see why my sister likes you" another voice says

Shocked I turned back to see who was talking and saw this beautiful lady

"Hi I'm Lara, Ibunkun's Elder sister" she introduces herself

"Hello I'm Adura"
"Ibunkun's boyfriend" she cuts in
"No I'm not, stop assuming "
Just then I heard someone run from the car