I have this group chat on Snapchat with Eoin,Seb,Daniel and James. I got a message from Eoin. He said he woke up in a pub. We explained everything to him which only confused him more. I asked the lads to come over at 6 for a men's discussion. Fast forward to six o clock, Seb,James,Daniel and Eoin were in the lounge with me. "Thanks guys for coming on such late notice." I said. "Yeah absolutely late notice alright." Complained Eoin. "Look Eoin we need to tal- "I WANT TO GO HOME I WISHEISBSJAKDBWODN- his speech getting quicker as he spoke. He then stopped and collapsed. I stared at him for a few minutes and got on with what I had to say. "Right lads, last night wasn't a great night for me. I ate my weight in peanuts, I got to bed at 4 and I got a call. Which brings you to my house tonight." "What happened?" asked Seb. "So I got a call from an Irish number at around 11:57pm, I answered but they did not speak. After around 7 seconds, the guy at the end of the phone hung up. The next day I got a phone bill with a horrific sight. "I- "WHAT HAPPENS?" says Eoin, munching a bag of stolen Odeon popcorn. "How did you get up so fast?" asked James. He shrugged. "Keep going Sean." said James. " It turned out the number was from Nigeria and it had charged me €40." Everyone gasped, everyone but Eoin. "What's so terrifying about that?" asked Eoin. "He fell for a wanrigi scam." said James "what are we going to do?! Help. Why.Whats happening?!." screamed Daniel. "Calm down Daniel." I said. I have a plan. " "I got the guards to trace the number. I'll have the results tomorrow. So we'll fly to Nigeria. Find that scammy prick and get my €40 back." "No no no no no NO." Screamed James. "What?" I asked. "So your literally going to find this guys I.D,fly to Nigeria and get the money back?!" "Problem?" I enquired. "Yes. Big problem".-shouted James. "How would you be able to tell who it is? Sure isn't every Nigerian identical?" asked Eoin. "Well yeah, he has a point Sean." said Daniel. "Lads whist!" I shouted. I'm flying next week and you guys can come as help." I offered. "Can we bring assault rifles?" asked Eoin. "No because that would result in two things Eoin. 1.Time in jail and 2. Staying in Cavan. "I'm in." said Seb. "Same here"-said Daniel. "Can I stay in the overhead luggage department? I don't like seats." asked Eoin. "Fine." I said. "Yay! I'm in the overhead luggage, I'm in the overhead luggage, I'm in the overhe-" Eoin fainted again. "James heaved a sigh. "I'll go." he said reluctantly." There was a massive cheer around the table. "BUT. If I spend time in jail, I'm holding Sean responsible." "Ok yeah whatever James." I said. It was time to get booking.
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HumorSean was just enjoying a night out with my friends. Pints.Dinner and most of all a bit of craic. Shortly after the night out he received a missed call from an Irish number. He rang back but to no avail. He then received a €40 phone bill. The number...