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Recovery

I opened my eyes and saw Marshmallow eating some hay looking cool,calm and collected. My arms and legs felt really heavy. I was wondering what the hell was going on until I saw James,Daniel and Sebastian leaning against me. "G-guys?" I stuttered. "You took a wild bump Sean." Said Eoin who gave me a fright when I saw him. "Can I do anything for you?" He asked. I got really angry and shoved a finger up marshmallows nostril. "HAVE THAT SICK SON OF A BITCH PUT DOWN." I screamed. Marshmallow jumped at me but then fell back. It was like an optical illusion. "Be blessed that I've chained him." Says Eoin. I nodded. Suddenly I heard groans of pain around me. James,Sebastian and Daniel were waking up. "OOOOHHHH" screamed a wheezy sounding Daniel. He woke up and tried to kick marshmallow but he was so battered and bruised he just fell back into Eoin's luxury sofa. James and Sebastian woke up, looking like two lads who had an extreme hangover from the night before. Both men fidgeting with their glasses to get a clearer view of their surroundings. "Eeeeooin?" James spitted out. "You assaulted my donkey. If I wasn't your friends I would kick the shit out of all of you." Eoin said. "We were just defending ourselves from that crazy donkey." Said James. "Yeah" agreed Seb. "Look Eoin we're sorry we triggered your donkey. Wasn't it Martin Luther King who said "When a white donkey slaps you on the cheek, turn and kick him in the crotch so hard he vomits his own blood"? asked Daniel. Eoin glared at him for a few seconds and then looked at me. "Will you be able to go to this fat aul bastards house tonight Sean?" Asked Eoin. "I don't think so, my ribs are pretty sore and my legs hurt like a bitch. I just need sleep." I told Eoin. With that said I slowly limped across Eoin's sitting room and went home. I hopped into my car and heard knocking at my window. I looked to my left seeing James,Seb and Daniel banging and scraping at the window. I rolled my eyes and brought the window down. "Sean can you bring us home?" Asked Seb. "Do you not have your own car?" I asked. "No." They all said. "Sigh come in." I said. James sat in the passenger seat then Seb and Daniel sat at the back. I saw Seb typing very quickly and he looked focus. "Yo Seb what are ya up to?" I asked. "I'm just writing a book. Started From Omega,Now I'm Here." "That's pretty cool. What's it about?" I asked. "It's about this wolf that has to-" "Sean?" Interrupted Daniel: "Yeah?" I asked. "Do you mind if I connect my Spotify to the car?" He asked. "Yeah sure knock yourself out." I said. "Why would I do that?" Daniel asked curiously. "It's a joke. It means go ahead." I said. "Oh right." He said. A few seconds later the message DANIELS SAMSUNG HAS BEEN CONNECTED. There was silence in the car. I turned up the radio then all of a sudden, the speakers started screaming "COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN,SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS DOWN IN FLANDERS!" "Daniel turn this shit off now!" I bellowed. "Dry balls." He muttered. He then changed a song and then the speakers started bellowing "MIYA HE MIYA HU MIYA HA MIYA HAHA MIYA HE MIYA HU MIYA HA MIYA HAHA!" Daniel started frantically dancing in the car. I switched the song and he tried to grab my face only his seatbelt held him back. I then switched on Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. And he fell back. I dropped them all home. And Billy Joel Armstrong sang "ON THIS BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS...."