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The flight

We had arrived at Dublin airport. The sun was shining and the queues were massive. The last time I'd gone here was when I was like 6 or something so it wase like a new discovery to me. "Okay guys,were here. Don't wander and stay calm Eoin." I said. "Ok.'' Said Eoin. With that said we went to the reception. "Hi. I purchased 4 1st class tickets to Nigeria. My code is 82737- "And I am overhead luggage." said Eoin. The woman at the desk smiled. "Is it your first time on a plane love?" she asked. "No. I played a game once and I shot a plane down. It was quite satisfying." said Eoin. "Right....." said the lady. "My code is 8273729373738." I said. The lady typed the code and said "enjoy the flight. The security is upstairs." "Thank you madam." said James. We had gone upstairs to security and it was quite busy. I was getting patted down and I heard James whispering to Eoin. "Do you have any weapons?" "12 SMG's,6 RPG,20 bombs and 5 Assault rifles." said Eoin. "For feck sake Eoin! Your gonna be arrested." shouted James. "Calm down. I put them in a box." said Eoin." "WHATS A BOX GOING TO DO!? YOU ARE WALKING INTO A BAG CHECKING SECTION OF THE AIRPORT! THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY GOING TO CHECK!" Said James.'Right u lad, come here." said the security guard, waggling a finger at Seb. Seb was patted down, then James was patted down,then Daniel,It was Eoin's turn. "Please put your arms and legs out shoulder width apart." said the security guard. Eoin did so. The security guard felt his armpits and his lower body. He checked his genitalia. His hand was an inch away before Eoin slapped it away. "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE YOU DIRTY BASTARD!" He screamed. "Sir we must check if your carrying anything in your genitals." said the security guard. "I am. Testicles." said Eoin. The security guard glared at him. "Go ahead." he said. Eoin wiped a bit of sweat off of his forehead and followed us to the plane. The plane was huge and we all had our own seats, that is everyone but Eoin, somehow he got into the overhead luggage department. He asked a stewardess would it be possible to add a mini tv into his seat like the rest of the plane which was somehow possible. "What are you listening to Sean?" asked Daniel, who was right behind me. "Bring Me The Horizon, there a rock band from England." I said. James was on his phone and Seb was writing a book called The Mirlinian Academy of Magic. I'd recommend you read it. "What are you watching Eoin?" I asked. "A film about a plane." he replied. I gazed at it but all that was there was an animation of a plane going by the screen. I was listening to Drown when all of a sudden it stopped. "What the hell?" I asked. "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking-" said the captain. "I'm going to look out the window." said Eoin. With that being said. Eoin went up to the front of the plane and opened the window, suddenly he fell out. "EOIN!!!!!" I screamed."WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?" screamed Daniel rocking back and forth in his seat. Seb got out of his chair,stole a parachute and jumped out of the plane. He was skydiving downwards until he heard sparks of someone excitedly singing:"I'm falling out of a plane.  I'm falling out of a plane.I'm fal-" "Gotcha! screamed Seb. "Go away Seb." said Eoin. "If I let you go, you'll die." said Seb. With that said he landed on the ground. 5 mins later, My ringtone of an Alter Bridge song started chiming. It was Seb calling. "What?" I said. "Sean get the captain to land the plane." Ok where are you?" I asked. "We don't know, but we made the letters S.O.S with some sticks and stones." He said. "Ok Seb, I'll tell the captain." "Thanks Sean." He said. I hung up the phone and snook up to the cockpit. I opened the door."Get out you ginger smackrat!" He screamed. "No captain, my friends have fell out of the plane. They made the letters S.O.S with sticks and stones." "Ok son, I'll look out for him." He said. 20 mins later, Seb was watching a movie and Eoin was unconscious. I shouldered him and he woke up. "Where's your box of weapons?" I whispered. "I don't know." said Eoin. Some black smoke was covering the windows, "that was probably the bombs." said Eoin. It was hectic but all that mattered was that Seb and Eoin were alive and we were on the road to Nigeria.