Scam

Nigeria

We had arrived. We barely got any sleep and it was 32*C. Eoin was unconscious again, but this time it was because of the boiling heat. "James, ask someone if they know where we can hire a car." I said. "Sure" said James. With that said he tapped a Nigerian woman on the shoulder. "Do you know where I can rent a car madam.?" "Yes there is a car dealer down the road." She replied. "Thank you madam." said James. So we went down the road and rented a Ford for 50 Nigerian naira. Seb drove, I was in the passenger seat,James sat beside Daniel and Eoin was in the very back seat. "Whats this guys address?" said Seb. "4 Matadi Street". I said. Seb typed it into the navigator and started driving. "Where's Maxol?" said Daniel. "We're in Nigeria Daniel, there's no Maxol here." I said. Daniel let out a howl of discomfort and Eoin woke up. "I feel sick." said Eoin. "Seb stop the car." I said. Seb pulled over and Eoin took a gentle stroll. He was so shaky it was as if we was extremely intoxicated on Captain Morgan. "How long till this guys house?" asked Daniel. I looked at the satnav. "40 minutes." I said. Daniel pulled a grim face and then suddenly looked outside. "Sean look outside!" he said. I looked out to see Eoin vomiting the balls off himself. Seb had his hand on his back, trying to comfort him. Eoin fell down on the ground ."He's unconscious again." I said. We carried him to the back of the car and continued the journey. James turned on his iPhone . "Sean, this guys house is the first on the left." Seb slowed down and pulled up to a house. "I was slowly getting out of the car when I heard a bang. "OH SHIT,DUCK!" I screamed. After about 20 seconds, I heard Eoin go:"Sorry, my finger slipped." "Ok guys, were not killing this guy yet. Let's ask him his name so we can confirm." I went outside and saw a fat Nigerian man counting his money "1 monies, 2 monies ,3 monies, 4 mo-" "excuse me sir, are you Emmanuel Abayomrunkoje?" I asked. "Yes. Why you ask?" He said. Suddenly, Eoin accidentally shot an RPG into the sky. I looked back at him with wide eyes. "Fireworks in march?" He giggled. "Hang on a minute." I said. I walked back to the car. "Eoin what the hell!? I nearly got caught." I whispered. "Sorry, my finger slipped." He said. "Just be careful. I'll make a signal, then get out the ammo, ok? "K." He said. "Mr. Abayomrunkoje," I snapped my fingers and then Eoin,James and Seb came out of the car armed. "I want my €40 back." " What are you on about crazy bastard!?" He said."you scammed me at 0:57 Nigerian time, so I travelled here to Matidi Street to reclaim my money and beat your ass." I said. "So it's a fight you want, young Irishman?" With that said he looked to his left and his right. Suddenly two really hard looking men with crowbars surrounded him. "Oh shit." Said James. "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOO!?" screamed Daniel. "Get that ginger pracccck!" He screamed. Suddenly the hardy men started charging towards me and Seb. "Don't worry Sean! I'll help you!" Said Eoin. He punched James right in the mouth. "Ow!" Screamed James. "Sorry!" Said Eoin. Eoin charged at one of them but was tattooed by his fist. "What are we going to do?" Asked Seb. "I've been watching WWE for 7 years. I know what I'm doing." I said. I kicked the leg of the body guard. He limped a bit but then grabbed me by the collar and threw me to the floor with authority. Seb punched the fat lad in the face but was knocked out quickly with the might of the crowbar. Daniel was the last man standing. He kicked the scammer in the balls but the two body guards kicked the shit out of him. "We can leave now boys." said the scammer, still clenching his testicles. Eoin was trying to spit out some words. "Ccccome bbbback." He said. The body guards turned around and Eoin started shooting RPG'S at them. "GET AWAY FROM THE CRAZY IRISH BASTARD!" He screamed. Eoin then had another shot at them, but didn't realise the gun was facing his direction. He pulled the trigger and flew 6 feet above the ground and landed with a thud. "EOIN!!!!" I screamed.