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The shock

I was eating a slice of toast, drowned with ketchup. I saw a skeleton staring at me. "Can I have a piece of toast?" It said. It sounded just like Eoin. "Eoin?" I asked. "SEAN!!" It said. "EOIN! Your alive!" I screamed. I hugged him. "I thought you were dead." I said. "I am. But Jesus Christ thought I was very spirited in heaven so he sent me back down to earth." He said. "How come your legs have skin but the rest of your body doesn't?" I asked. "Everyday a bit of skin grows on me. My stomach should have a bit of skin soon." He  said. "Eoin, were going to try get the money. One more time. Are you in?" I asked. "Yeah." Said Eoin. "Good I have to tell the lads your alive." I said. "I'll sit in a normal seat. There was so many bags in the overhead luggage." He said. "No shit Sherlock." I whispered to myself. I sent a picture of Eoin to the group chat. "What the hell is that?" Typed Seb. "A skeleton you dope." Typed James. "No guys. It's Eoin." I typed. "Your mouth is dripping with bullshit." Said Daniel. I told everyone to come to my house. They did so. "I swear this is Eoin Flood." I said. "Prove it." Said Seb. "Eoin, were getting pizza tonight. "What kind?" He asked. "Mizzoni." I said. He collapsed. "If that doesn't prove it I don't know what will." I said. "Just because he acts like Eoin and speaks like him doesn't mean it's really him." Said James. "Oh my god James! What do I have to do to prove it to you!?" I asked. "Come over here." I said. We all walked over to Eoin. I kicked him a few times. "No reaction. This is what he's like when he's unconscious." I said. "How bout' we wait for him to wake up and then ask him our names." Said Daniel. "Yes. Just wait about 3-5mins." I said.