Kyle's POV
Monday
Before School
"Gregory. Our rumour-replacing plan seems to of uh, gone a little too well." The blond boy and I are sitting in front of the school, hands intertwined for everyone walking into school to see.
Gregory shifts. "But the plan's only begun! I haven't told my parents that we're allegedly romantically involved, but they've caught on to my perfectly calculated mysterious behaviour! It'll be no time at all until they catch on." He leans back on the brick wall, relaxing his body. "Ah, I'm also seeing Christophe this afternoon."
"Oh!" I lean back too, "That's great, you'll tell him all about what we're doing?"
A small grin appears on Gregory's face, it isn't long until he starts blushing as well. "Yeah, and then I'll finally be able to request his hand without worrying about the consequences."
'Request his hand?' weird way to say getting ins.
"I'm glad I could help." I would've said something sappy and motivating, but I can see a fatass approaching in the distance, and he doesn't look very pleased.
"KAHL! KAHHLLL!"
Shit, and now he's started running full speed. I should start recording this, an earthquake is likely to occur at any moment.
"KAHL YA FUCKIN' JOO! WAIT SORRY, I MEANT, KAHL YOU FUCKIN' GAY JOO" He screams, stopping right in front of me and Gregory.
"Shut up fatass, leave me be." I exhale, removing my hand from Gregory's.
"DUDE! AND WITH GREGORY? DAMMIT KAHL'S OUT HERE GETTING SOME!" He screams, overdramitcally falling to his knees and screaming intelligibly into the void.
Others continue to walk past us, not giving a care in the word about the fat kid having seizure on the grass.
"Do you have a problem with our relationship?" Gregory asks, giving me the look and winking to say he's just messing around.
I nod, but silently cringe. Why did he have to phrase it like that? I need to teach this guy how to be sarcastic.
"I DUNNO DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH JOOS? WH WOURLD ANATQINW WTJSISN DQTE A KOOS I DOHYVME A MLHB GRGWOY NJ KAHL AHANO"
"He's fuckin' spastic" I spit, watching the brunette loose his mind over our supposed 'relationship'.
"I can't imagine his reaction when he realises we're faking it." Gregory chuckles, muttering something else to himself quietly.
Cartman screeches violently before running into the school, sweating and probably swearing too.
Gregory and I sigh in unison. The bell is about to go. I have gym first, and the only people I like in that class are Tweek and Red.
"Ah, by the way Kyle, don't worry about me during the breaks. I like to sit in the library and have intellectual conversations with the librarian, so you can go off with your friends" he smiles.
"Ah, thanks Gregory."
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First Break
"Dude, Kahl. I just wanted to tell you that I completely support your homosexual relationship with fellow homosexual; Gregory, and that because you now identify as a homosexual I will not dunk on you for being Jewish, because that would make me homophobic." Cartman clasps his hands together to pray, getting Kenny to hold an imaginary halo over his head.
"Shut up fatass! It's none of your business." I reply, taking a hefty bite of my sandwich.
"WhyareyousittingwithustodayKyle?" Kenny asks, plopping down on the ground to eat his lunch as well. Cartman follows.
"Gregory likes to sit in the library during the breaks, so I'm uh, gonna let him be." I can't bring myself to make eye-contact them.
"Look at dis! Kahl JUST started dating someone and he's still sitting with us! That stingy fucker we call Stan should take some notes-!" Cartman screams, throwing his arms around everywhere.
"Well I mean, you guys are my friends- not you Cartman -and I still want to hang out with you guys- not you Cartman -and being in a relationship shouldn't affect that." I suddenly realize Kenny is the only person I'm technically addressing, wow I'm lonely.
The word 'relationship' was far too hard to roll off my tounge. It feels so wrong to call Gregory my boyfriend, even though we aren't actually dating the slightest.
...I wonder if this is what it feels like for Stan? He can't be genuinely in love in Wendy at this point, is he just faking it for her? But she's not stupid, that'd never be the case. Sigh, if only.
"So basically you're only sitting with us for Keeny!" Cartman spits, crossing his arms in a hissy fit.
"Pretty much." I blurt, leaning over to fist pump Kenny.
"What 'bout Stan? Are ya still gonna be friends with him even after he ditched, abandoned, and left us all to die?" Cartman exclaims, a frown plastering across his face.
"Well... uh. Stan came and visited me on friday afternoon.. but Gregory was over, so we didn't really tal-"
"aRE YoU KIDDING ME KAHL? STAN CAME TO YOU AND YOU KNOCKED HIM DOWN? AUGHHHHH." Cartman starts screeching again, something that he's recently encorperated into his daily routine.
Kenny looks over at me suspiciously, his eyes just visible through the upper part of his parka. Kenny grew out of his old one, so he replaced with a new replica last year.
I shoot a small smile at him. Why is he looking at me so weirdly?
"Okay! Okay! I am calm now." Cartman annouces. He outstreches his arms to pray once again, glistening.
"What about Gregory is so appealing to you, Kyle?" Kenny had unzipped the bottom part of his parka, his suspicious gaze still lingering on me... shit, has he found out already?
"Oh uh... his-," I stutter, holy shit I'm going to fuck this up and it isn't even my first day on the job.
Cartman looks at Kenny, then back at me.
"Ya know Kahl... you don't have to lie to us. Keeny and I know perfectly well this 'relationship' with Gregory is nothing more than a cover up for something much bigger"
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