Take This To Heart |Stan X Kyle|

13: A Perfect Date

Kyle's POV

It's monday morning, Stan and I agreed to walk to school... with Wendy, who wouldn't stop asking questions about what it's like to be in a gay relationship. I don't blame her though. Gregory and I are one of the only homosexual couples in school... aside from Tweek and Craig.

Gregory and I aren't even dating, so I had to make up half the answers.

It was sickening to watch Stan and Wendy hold hands, how could Stan not feel the slightest bit awkward doing that after basically spooning me on the weekend?

The three of us walk into the school grounds, I'm surprised Wendy and Stan haven't ditched me yet.

"KYLE! KYLE-!" Someone yells out in the distance. It's Gregory.

Gregory haults right in front of me, before turning to the couple beside me. "Can I have a minute... alone? With Kyle?" He asks politely, gripping my hand and pulling me into the boy's bathroom.

"What's up?" I ask curiously, leaning against the cold, metal sink. Gregory is rather disheveled, sweat leaking down his forehead.

"I had to tell my parents about our fake relationship! well, I didn't tell them it was fake but that isn't the point. They were getting suspicious to why I was leaving the house so often, so I told them I was going over to your house-!" He exclaims, exaggerating his hand movements.

"But in reality you were with Christophe?" I ask, my interest peaking.

"Um, yes. So now they are aware I have a boyfriend, and they want to meet you!" He exclaims, smoothing down his golden blond hair.

"Well... which is worse? Them thinking we're dating... or them knowing who you're actually dating." I suggest, trying to keep the brit calm.

"When you put it like that..." Gregory lets out a sigh. He scratches the back of head, deep in thought.

He looks up at me. "Would it be too much to ask you to come to dinner tonight?" He asks temptivley.

"I mean..." I trail off, is this going too far? What if I fuck up and ruin our plan? But... this isn't only about me, it's about Gregory and his relationship too....

I can't let my selfishness overthrow Gregory's happiness. "Yeah, I'll go." A smile appears on my face as Gregory's grows.

"Oh thank you Kyle!" He cheers, before running up to envelope me in a hug.

"Why don't ya two just start butt fuckin if ya love eachother that much ehye!" A voice cackles, it's Cartman.

"Fuck off, will you?" I reply, breaking away from the embrace.

"Am' just messin ya, dont get too serious-," He gives me a playful nudge, winking.

"You know damn well Gregory and I aren't actually a thing, so why are you teasing me?" I question, taking a stance againt the fatass.

"It's for realism, Kahl."

I scoff and role my eyes. Gregory walks up to me, intertwines our hands and we leave. Only after I shove Cartman into the sink....

So now I have to go meet Gregory's parents as his 'boyfriend'.... damn this is gonna be an interesting night.

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10:03pm

Gregory and I decided that I'd show up at his house at around six, I'd have dinner with his family, and then leave peacefully.

And surprisingly, that's almost exactly what happened.

Almost.

For dinner his parents cooked up Pork.... and well, I can't exactly eat pork. Because it's not Kosher.

So I had to sit there and awkwardly explain why I wasn't touching my food. After the explanation followed several questions about being Jewish.

Is it really that fascinating? A simple religion is more interesting than my entire personality... yeah, seems about right.

The questions about our 'relationship' were also really uncomfortable.

"Are you two sexually active?"

"Is this just a practise relationship?"

"Are you committed to each other?"

"Is this thing serious?"

Like ugh, it sucked so badly. The whole time I was thinking about what it'd be like to answer those questions to Randy and Sharon. Ugh, I never thought I'd meet someone who'd make me wish I was talking to Randy instead.

I feel like I made really good progress with Stan last week though, I mean, now that I think about it... he's been the one to initiate almost everything we've done in last couple of weeks. He's gone out of his way to do these things with me! I should probably start to pull my weight too.

It's too late to go back with my fake 'relationship' with Gregory. We're stuck together until one of us wants to stage a fake break up.

Ha, that's exactly what Tweek and Craig did....

But I'm home now, and hopefully I won't be forced to go to anymore family dinners.

Unless they're with Stan. In which case I'd happily oblige if his dad promises not to accidentally poison me again. That was a wild Wednesday night.