KOTLC Reacts To Keefex

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Me: I'm back again with a gay ship. I'm saving the best for last. I've been waiting for this since forever and it's... *Pauses for dramatic effect* Keefex! *Squeals*

Sophie: So this is the last ship? What about Tam and Fitz or Keefe and Fitz or Dex and Tam?

Me: Has anyone ever shipped Tam and Fitz? No? That's what I thought. Has anyone shipped Tam and Dex? No! Those are nonexistent. And Feefe? That ship's so bad. (Oh God I'm so sorry for the crap that I say sometimes because like... these are interesting ships!)

The boys: THOSE SHIPS WERE HORRIBLE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

Me: I mean, clearly those won't happen, so if you think past it, it's really funny. *Gets glares at* Feefe, it just isn't as funny and it's just as bad if not worse. And did you not hear me? I SAID KEEFEX!

Keefe and Dex: Not that it's bad and all but why?

Me: Because you two are so CUTE together. *Squeals even louder*

Keefe: *holds my hand* OKAY THEN! I felt like I was going to die with all of that excitement and happiness and joy.

Me: Also they don't hate each other. So if I had to ships that would get at least one of you happy, it would be Keefex, Sophitz, Tiana and Lylie. Marella and Stina? Eh IDK what to do with them. And another reason I ship Keefex is because this is like another ship. *Sighs* Cresswell

(scratch what I just said because lylie) (and my new ship list is Sophiana, K(am)ex, Marellinh, and idk what to do with Fitz. Oh, he gets to be aroace because I'm aroace and I said so)

Everyone else: What?

Me: Did I say that out loud? Well I mean Keefe is exactly like another guy, cocky, funny, takes care of his looks, and Dex is like the girl kind, shyish, good with technology. And Thanks Fitz! This will be the main reason for me liking you.

Fitz: What did I do?

Me: When someone had to share lufterators, you chose Keefe and Dex and I was like Fitz! Yes! I ship it! So I won't hurt you or insult you today!

The girls: As much as this won't happen, this ship is really cute.

Keefe and Dex: And I don't mind it as much as other ships.

Me: YES! THEY ARE FINE WITH IT! *squeals and faints*

Tam: Well at least she'll die happy.

Linh: She's not dying.

Fitz: *mutters* I wish she doesn't wake up until later. (Woo, my rare edits because what I made him say earlier was super out of line on my part)

Me: *wakes up* I heard that but I'm so happy. Oh and I just realized, along with Keefex, I've got 200 views! I'm proud of myself for having this stupid thing get so many views! And before I start screaming of extreme happiness, *starts lightly screaming* I'll go now bye! And invite me for the wedding! *Disappears*

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