KOTLC Reacts To Some Of The Most Stupidest Songs That May Or May Not Scar You

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Me: Heheheh... Well, this is gonna be interesting. This may scar you, but not because it's inappropriate, because it's just flat out weird. WARNING! IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A WEIRD AND CRAZY SONG, DON'T LISTEN! THE ONLY OKAY ONE IS HELP ME RHONDA (by the Beach Boys)

Fitz: Bu-

Me: WE ARE LISTENING OKAY?

Everyone else: *gulps* Oh dear.

Me: Yeah, JUST LETTING YOU KNOW ALL BUT ONE OF THESE ARE NOT MY FAULT BUT BRUTEROMES' FAULT!

Linh: BruteRomes?

Me: My friend. That's all that you need to know. Let us commence!

*Plays Muffin Song aka what's above*

Everyone: What?

Tam: MY EARS! MY EARS ARE DYING!

Keefe and I: DIE DIE DIE! DIE DIE DIE! IT'S MUFFIN TIME! CAUSE I WANNA DIE DIE DIE!

Tam: Why why why? *Covers mouth after realizing he basically just continued*

Me and Keefe: YES TAM!

Fitz: What have I gotten myself into.

Linh: Oh my, *cries* the ending was sad.

Sophie: More like stupid.

Biana: It was stupid, but I expected worse.

Me: Good plan. Next!

Me: Now I haven't actually watched Star Wars. This is worth killing me for, considering everyone loves Star Wars. Well here ya go anyway.

Sophie: *thinks* What! She hasn't watched-

Me: GOD DANG IT YES I DO KNOW!

Keefe: Someone's at that time of month.

Me: SH- do female elves do that?

The girls: YES AND IT'S ANNOYING

Me: Yeah... Alright then. NO KEEFE SHADDUP

Keefe: Calm down

Me: Can you send a cool breeze?

Keefe: I'll try. *Holds my hand*

Me: Okay I'm good. Next! For real!

Everyone except Sophie: What?

Sophie: Isn't this when-

Me: I might actually try and watch over break, so stop.

Tam: And that's why you watch this anyway?

Me: Well, I already know some spoilers, so chill.

"And I was like, that log had a child!"

Everyone: *looks at me* What? What just happened?

Me: Did you not hear? I was walking and I found this big log. Then I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick and I was like, "that log had a child!"

Everyone else: No, I mean why?

Me: I told you already, IT WAS BRUTEROMES' FAULT NOT MINE! Next!

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