Me: *flies in through a window* Hello again! I'm back wi- *crashes into bookshelf and is unconscious*
Sophie: *picks up books* This is Winter, book 4. It's the finale. And it's really long. Now help me clean up.
Everyone else: *helps pack up my mess*
Me: *wakes up* What happened?
Tam: You flew straight into a bookshelf.
Fitz: What is up with the dramatic entrance anyway?
Me: Trying to change up the introduction a little. But I failed that.
Tam: Clearly.
Me: So uh, that's the final main book Win-
Sophie: I already said it.
Me: Then you shall read now.
Sophie: Is this Snow White?
Me: Yep!
The girls: Oh no Winter! She's freezing! And is no one caring? How dare they!
Tam: But wasn't she going mad?
The girls: And now they're going to casually just kill a man? The Lunars are evil?
Me: *lightly glares*
Biana: No offense Ravi.
Me: *smiles* Not much taken.
Tam: See, it's only an illusion.
Linh and Biana: Phew. *Sighs in relief*
Keefe: Look, as I said earlier, Jacin is able to joke. He's not as bad as someone else I know.
Tam: Well you joke too much and don't take things seriously.
Me: Well we need someone for moral support because you can't joke. *High fives Keefe*
Keefe: See everyone, Ravi's the third best!
Me: Who's the seco- wait I know who's second best.
Keefe: Who is it then?
Me: The guy who lives in the mirror
Keefe: You're right! See, she knows me too well.
Fitz and Tam: Oh great. More kissing, and she's keeping a tally? Why?
Linh and Biana: What are you talking about? That was so cute!
Linh: Poor Scarlet, she can't even stand up. This is torture.
Dex: Wait, did Cress just abandon Wolf's sandwich and go see Thorne instead.
Me: Yes. Something I don't really get why but whatever.
Keefe: Thorne, you are amazing. Don't stop being me.
Me: Yes Thorne, continue being like Keefe.
Tam: *rolls eyes* Are you only going to talk about Thorne?
Me: Yes. Me and my friends always talk about Thorne everyday.
Tam: How can they handle so much of... him?
Me: Because we're crazy.
Dex: She actually used the code word Wire Cutters.
Me: You know, I might use that if I want to control you.
Tam and Fitz: And what if we don't want to be controlled?
Me: I can't think of anything that bad.
Biana: Poor Winter, she loves Jacin and Jacin clearly loves her but Levana just had to put him on the guard and they can't have romance with each other.
Linh: And now Levana wants her to marry Aimery.
Dex: What did he do to those he was attracted to?
Me: You'll find out later. Though it's a little disgusting for people our age.
Tam: Bye Thorne!
Keefe: Thorne don't go! You'll die! Ok you're fine for now.
Linh: CRESS NO!
Biana: Cress! You sacrificed yourself to help the others.
Dex: She's a hero.
Me: Yes! Dex likes Cress!
Keefe: Look Bangs Boy, Thorne is smart. Smarter than you.
Tam: Just because he has a couple good ideas doesn't mean he's not an idiot.
Me: Remember? *Points to my head*
Tam: *grumbles* Yes I do.
Keefe: Ravi, why are you amazing?
Me: I'm siding with you because I like you more. And he is not allowed to insult Thorne.
Fitz: Like him?
Me: As a character, not like like. God so many others have fictional crushes on you all but not me. He needs to marry Dex!
Dex: Why are you so adamant on having Keefex?
Me: Because you two are the best! And I am distracting you all from this precious, precious book.
Linh: Yay! Cress is safe with Winter and Jacin! She's not getting killed.
Me: For now.
Biana: But Levana is planning to have Winter killed.
Linh: And Cress is going to keeper herself hidden to save Scarlet and Winter. She's truly a hero.
Me: Cress is amazing.
Tam: Ugh. More kissing.
Sophie: So he killed Ryu? That's pretty smart. And there's an actual swear word.
Me: I mean, it's a young adult book.
Sophie: But you're not even close t-
Me: Does it look like I regret reading it?
Sophie: No. Not really.
Me: Besides, people all around me swear.
Linh: Oh look! Wolf and Scarlet are back together again! Awwwww so cute!
Tam: And of course there's more kissing. Ugh!
Fitz and Dex: *fake gags*
Dex: They're having a chapter an Pearl?
Biana: Why? They're a horrible family.
Linh: Oh no! They're being captured by the mutant wolves.
Sophie: You're feeling bad for them?
Me: I mean it's not wrong to feel bad. They weren't good but they're not the completely evil people.
Sophie: True.
Keefe: Go Cinder! Show these Lunars that you rule.
Tam: *sighs* Why?
Me: That one was pretty bad.
Keefe: You're siding with him now?
Me: Nope! I'm siding with my opinion.
Linh: No Levana found out where they were!
Me: I'm afraid to say this, but I'm going to end it here. *Conjures bookmarks into each of their books*
Everyone else: WAIT WHY CAN'T WE READ ANYMORE?
Me: Because this'll take too long.
Everyone else: WHO CARES IF IT'S LONGER?
Me: The audience will not be entertained by a 3 thousand word react. And here I am, breaking the fourth wall yet again. Now before you ask more questions and or kill me, I'll be going now bye! *Disappears*
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KOTLC Reacts
Random[Update schedule: Whenever I feel like it] I do NOT own KOTLC Characters from KOTLC are reacting to various things, enough said Yeah I know there are many of those, but they are fun reading so decided, why not? Warning, many reacts were written near...
