Happiest 2/3

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"Thats Me" a little boy said from the back seat.
"Why don't you guys buckle your seatbelts" I said as I looked at Jack who mouthed "you didn't tell me he was a boy". I mouthed back that I didn't know either. We got home and I got out a snack for Parker and Ryn. Jack sat across from them at the table.
"So Parker"
"Its Parker Peter, Dad it's together" Ryn said eating her cheez-itz.
"OKayyy... Parker Peter what are your plans for the future"
"Jack he's 6" I said laughing
"I WANT TO MARRY A CRAYON" The kid said enthusiastically which made me laugh
"A crayon huh?" Jack said completely seriously
"Ya I'm thinking the red one or blue one" 
"You and the red crayon would look cute together" Ryn said and I couldn't keep myself together. I was laughing harder than when Jack and Ryn were tickling me.
"I'm gonna go" I said still laughing. I went into my room and Jack followed
"Did Autumn have a kid we didn't know about" Jack asked asked I laughed
"You sure you don't want to stay with them" I asked
"Why would I"
"You were getting a little protective"
"Well I didn't think her first friend was gonna be a dude named peter parker!"
"Parker Peter" I corrected him
"Same thing"
Ryn finished her playdate with Parker Peter and his parents came to pick them up. Surprised to find out that The moms name was May and The dad was Ben. I lied I wasn't surprised at all. Supposedly it was a coincidence that they fell in love and they thought it would be funny to name their kid Parker with the middle name Peter. After the play date we decided to hang out with everyone at Autumns house.
"Hey Guys" I said as Jack, Ryn and I walked into the house. Ryn ran to the living room. As we all stood around in the kitchen.
"So Ryn had a playdate today" I said trying to hold on a laugh "Guess what Ryns first friend is."
"Ugh Don't remind me " Jack groaned
"PARKER PETER!"
"PARKER PETER?" Everyone said
"Yup" I said laughing
"Are you serious like no joke, are his Parents named May and Ben or something" Daniel said
"Yup"
"You've got to be kidding" Jonah said confused
"His name is Parker Peter, Thats Awesome" Autumn said
"Wish my name was Parker Peter" Corbyn said
"Daniel, when we have a kid We are naming it Parker Peter whether its a girl or boy" Autumn said completely serious
"What the Hell no!"  He said causing us all to laugh
"Fine, Fine Parker Peter for boy, Peter Parker for girl" Autumn said
"NO PETER NOTHING" Now we were all cracking up
"Get this, the kid said he wants to marry a crayon" Jack said shaking his head
"What's wrong with Crayons, The red and Blue helped me through life. Coloring those pictures of spiderman brought me so much Joy" Autumn said As everyone looked at her and started shaking their heads
"Honestly that child might as well be yours" Jack said
"Honestly Batman is better than spiderman" Zach said while Autumn Hissed at him.
"D.C is better than Marvel" I said looking straight at Autumn
"WO WO WO We have been through this before y/n you really wanna do it again"
Autumn said looking straight at me
"Do what again?" All the guys asked