my CupCake

Chapter 5- The Sarah

I stood in the audience waiting for the boys to come up on the small stage to be interviewed by this blond chick with waaay to much make-up. Her strapless dress were pulled down a bit to long so that it would cover her panties and she couldnt manage to walk in her neon green pumps that reminded me off the time that my friend took me to a restaurant and I puked on my shoes because of the pizza that had rotten.

"We have five boys waiting for you behind the curtains" She started with an Oklahoma accent that matched her plaid dress that were red, yellow and puke-green. Trynna match Liam, huh?

"Come up here boys" She said and five men with bear and glasses came in and the audience were screaming:

"WE WANT THE BOYS, WE WANT THE BOYS!" they screamed but I could see the wigs and fake beards and the fangirl inside me took over me and I screamed louder than the hole crowd together.

"NIALLER EFF ME" then I realized that he were staring at me and I couldn't help but laugh nervously. Then I could see Niall laugh too and they took of their wigs and pulled their beards of causing Louis to scream and he got all the glue of we could see bold places on his chin. Causing me another laugh attack.

"Sheet our cover is blown" Harry said and covered his face with his hands. Making all the boys laugh and the interviewer let out a weird donkey sound that sounded like it came from Mars or something.

"Ok boys looks like they could recognize you" She said even though I were the only one that saw it. I knew that later on twitter everyone would be the one that saw that it was them.

"Hi Sarah" the boys said looking at her while Niall sat there staring at me.

"HARRY HER FACE IS HIGHER UP!" I screamed to him forgetting about being quiet and that I sort of knew them. But everyone laughed while Sarah made the Mars donkey sound.

"Okay now you need to be quiet or otherwise we will have to escort you out" Sarah said making a sad face that looked like she ate an entire garlic by one bite.

"So boys" She said and turned against them ignoring the girls in the crowd.

"Is there any updates in the girlfriend question" she finishes making the boys look at each other.

"No" Louis and Liam said but Harry started talking over them flirting to the fake blond interviewer Sarah.

"Uhm I kinda met this singer called Perrie" Zayn said as Harry were taking the flirting a bit to far. But Sarah were in Harrys spell and didn't pay any attention.

"WILL YOU MARRY ME!" Louis yelled and the Sarah woke up.

"What?" she asked and turned towards Louis.

"Simple but effective" He mumbled.

"Zayn likes Perrie" Niall repeated Zayn.

"Ok so the next-" Sarah began.

"Theres someone in this audience" Niall started as he interrupted her.

"Tell me about this 'Someone'" the Sarah begged.

"Well I met her at this coffee shop after yesterdays concert-" Niall continued but got interrupted by the Sarah.

"So you just met her?"

"Yeah and I hid my number in a cupcake that I gave her-" he continued but the Sarah interrupted him again.

"How romantic!"

"Yes and then she called me in the middle of the night and woke me up saying that she couldn't find home and didn't have any other number at the moment" He continued and inhaled to continue.

"We watched a movie and fell asleep then Liam-" he got interrupted again.

"How adorable" she said.

"Yeah she, she's cute and I think she likes me and stuff" he said finally finishing.

"And you like her" Sarah asked even though it was obvious. Niall answered with a cute irish 'Ayee.'

"Ok unfortunately-" She started but Liam interrupted her, way to go Liam!

"I pulled down Nialls pants and she saw his boxers"

"Good but-" now Louis interrupted her.

"Then I catched them attacking Liam and I attacked Kat and then everyone came and we tickled each other and had pillow fights"

"Are you done?!" she asked pissed.

"Yepp" Louis answered.

"So we are-" this time Zayn interrupted her by complaining over me ruining his hair.

"Now we have no-" she started but the lights went out and everyone applaused. The interview ended.