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Sasuke's Luck (Last chapter) *This is one is VERY interesting...?* XD

As soon as we stepped into the 'train' I felt something shift. I looked down. "Hey! I'm back in my body!" I exclaimed and hugged Sasuke happily, forgetting about his condition for a moment. He froze but then hugged me back. "You idiot." He whispered in my ear and I let go of him very quickly. "Uh- Huh. Sorry!" I blushed. I used to do that with Sakura all the time, but this was SASUKE, not Sakura. There was a difference. 

He smirked at me again and sat down on a seat. "Where are we going?" I asked and he shrugged. "This thing was supposed to be a toy for her, to get around the mansion quickly, so we'd still be in her property." 

I gaped. "How rich is she?" Sasuke shrugged again. "Pretty rich."

I sighed and took a seat. The thing was moving pretty fast. Sasuke stood up and walked over to my seat, then sat down and rested his head against my shoulder, looking out the window. "Hey Naruto, do you remember what happened before we came here?" I was trying very hard to not blush. "Uh...no...I can't remember much at all. Just some fuzzy pictures of us, Sakura and Kakashi." He nodded. "Same here, except I remember drinking something absolutely bile." He made a face, looking disgusted. "I do remember drinking something way too sweet, but it wasn't really bile." I answered, also looking out the window. The trees flashed past pretty quickly by. "But then again, you hate sweet things." 

"Heh." He said and closed his eyes. I saw his eyelashes, they were longer than I thought. He looked so peaceful this way that I was going to rub my eyes to see if this was really real. 

But then again, it wasn't really real. Well, if he's under that spell then should I use it to my advantage? After all, I did promise myself to revenge on him for allowing Erika to take pictures of us KISSING! 

"Oi, are you done making idiotic expressions?" Sasuke was looking at me, slightly annoyed. "Are my expressions truly idiotic, Sasuke?" I asked, leaning closer. Surprised, he raised an eyebrow before answering. "Yes, no matter on whose face it's still idiotic, and we've been proved by the switching body." 

"You didn't have to be so mean." I whispered in his ear and he backed away, a blush on his bewildered face. "Wah! Don't do that, you idiot!" 

"...or what?" I smirked and leaned over to him again. His face flushed deeper and he looked away, embarrassed.  

"Naruto, what's wrong with you?" Sasuke asked and I shrugged. "Do you think you can get away from letting Erika take pictures of us?" I asked, irritated and Sasuke laughed. "Oh, you're still upset about that?" I looked away, trying not to smile. "You worry too much about the past! If it's gone, it's gone." He said and I stared at him. He, of all people, saying THAT? 

Suddenly someone flew through the window and landed on in the train, right next to me. "Ah, weak Uchiha, give me your eyes, for I shall give you power beyond your dreams! " Orochimaru said, brimming with emotion. "Uh...I thought you were...dead?" I asked, surprised. How did he get here? 

"Oh, it's alright. The author was out of ideas and so she added more people in a failed attempt to make this story line interesting. As you can see, this story has no plot." Orochimaru snickered but then looked at Sasuke again. "Oh...but you are beyond cute with that personality, Sasuke! I can barely resist you!" 

I stared at him. What the hell? "Look, Sasuke's mine! This story is supposed to be NaruSasu, so you can just back off!" He smirked and started to laugh evilly. "Oh, but you don't know, Naruto, that I have his only weakness! He held up a CD. "With this, if I ever make it public, he will be ashamed beyond his thoughts of revenge, and have no choice but to follow me!" He laughed again. I looked at the disc. "Uh...what is it? Some kind of stuff that ero-senin writes about?" He smirked and raised his eyebrows. "No, but that'd make some great blackmail. Did you know, that he had a band back in my hideout? It was called 'Hawk' and he went on to perform to my other experiments, to pass time. He became a favorite."