DANGANRONPA IN A NUTSHELL

Ouma sings a sad song 2

I went to a store looking for something to buy

But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy

No, wait! This store sells mirrors!

See what I did there?

(The world's so sad, bros.)

(Pain, genocide, war, racism, sexism.) <--- mainly from TENKO 

(But I gotta remember there are good things about it too

Like the fact that none of that is happening to me! Score!)

(Still though it's hard not to be sad about it

How do y'all do it?

I've been telling you terribly sad things this whole song you haven't been sad at all

You've been happy. No, you've been laughing

That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything

It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world.)

(I mean, not for people who are actually sad, but for the people like us who've gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time.)

(Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!)

(The world isn't sad. The world's funny! I get it now! 

I'm a sociopath!)

I saw an old man slip and fall, 

hey, what a fucking idiot

I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral

Hahaha! Classic comedy!

Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now

The Holocaust and 9/11?

That shit's funny 24/7 cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about

Because my empathy is bumming me out

Goodbye sadness

Hello jokes

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Heyyooooo

Holidayyysssss

That means less frequent updates I think

Idk