How chapter 1 should have went

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The time limit was almost up as piano mom chucked the shit pot ball down the air vents hoping shuit-chi succi suicide would'nt notice. 100/100 detective heer fam.

Meanwhile in da library avocado boi was looking for teh secret room when suddenly a ball fell from teh heAVeNS AND---

completely missed him cuz his eyelashies are bae.

"JESUS, SHIT, SON OF A BITCH", a kawaii desu voice scrEEEEEEEECHED

This avocado boi now sh00k.

Smoogie stepped out of the secret room with her junkhoe body pillow. "YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD YOU TH0T!", boi, she screeeeeaamed.

She got her own ball and --

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A/N:

oh ma atua this sounds so wrong

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She got a different shot pooot ball and try to throw but before she could even masturb------

She got a different shot pooot ball and try to throw but before she could even masturb------

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She sh00k.

She dead.

DING DONG DING DONG

"A body has been discove---

WWWWWWAAAAAGAH

WHAT DA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK"

WHAT DA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK"

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I saw this in my nightmares

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