DANGANRONPA IN A NUTSHELL

wake me up when it's the apocalypse

EYYYYOOO

I'M BACK

Yeah the world is pretty... Stupid... Mostly...

Expert advice

Friend?: Geez he's soooo annoying!

Me: Then- KILL HIM!

*people look towards me*

Me: Oh sorry did I say something wrong? It's a pretty logical solution.

Friend?: I'm not going to kill my brother.

Me: OOOOOH I thought we were talking about our science teacher!

Friend?: MY DAD?!?

Me: . . . Well shxt.

YESSSS FINALLY 

if oNLy it ReaLly HaPpEned!

Smart kiddo

I wish people noticed like Saihara there. I fell over at school during a rugby lesson and NO ONE NOTICED! Only this one BXTCH who started laughing Like THE BbXTChIest BXTCH OF ALL OF THE BIT-

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES 

(Don't worry 'Chaarvissima' you're safe)

So I walked over to them and THEN someone was like "uhh are your knees bleeding? Did you fall over or something?"

Me: Oh nah. It's just a messy period!

Someone: Oh if you need any pads I got so-

Me: OF COURSE I FXCKING FELL OVER!

 Everything  H U R T. And the annoying cold ENGRiSh weather made everything sting too!

This has nothing to do with danganronpa but if ya wanna read other weird stories like that I share a book with ma friends of funny stories and random stuff. It's called it's 12 am and we have no life. It's really weird...

But that BXTCH who laughed... OOH IM LIKE HARUMAKI HERE:

Fine. WHaTeVER 

I hate waking up for school at 6:00 AM

Me when I get too literal with my friend. Doesn't really end well.

(PS Chacha when we meet up at school again don't 'stRAnglE' me. But either way imma prank you gooooooood) AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA