What kinda songs did you guys used to like when you were teeny weeny children?
My grandma used to sing me this short song
It's probably nothing like what normal children had
It isn't in English so here's a translation:
Oh moon
Oh sun
Have you seen Mioda walking on the road?
Carrying a rifle on her shoulder
May all her enemies be sacrificed to her
Yes these are the songs that would be sung where I come from
مه پێشمەرگەم
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Lemme smash
But it's drv3
"This is a nice stick" said detective boi Saihara while admiring his nest. "I like sticks" he added happily. "Peck" "Peck" he said while making minimal adjustments to the nest.
"Lemme smash" said Ouma in a pathetic begging voice as he jumped on a log trying to get the detective's attention. "Please"
"No Ouma, Go find Miu" the shy boi said annoyed.
"You want, sum fuk?" Ouma asked.
"No Ouma, I don't want sum fuk" he replied.
"I got you blue" Ouma said presenting him with a colorful piece of plastic. "Hey boi, you want some tail?" he once again asked not getting the point and wiggled his butt.
"Ugh" Saihara sighed. "Ouma, your butt is small"
"Wot?" he said looking up suprised with more blue and a leaf in his mouth. "Swiggity, Swooty" "You want yellow?" he asked presenting another colorful gift out of desperation. "He doesn't want yellow" he said to himself sadly setting down the gift on the ground after he didn't get a response. "Blue and yellow?" he asked himself. "No" he added dropping his gifts.
"Ouma, I'm leaving" Saihara said and he flew off.
"Wut?" said Ouma. "No wait lemme smash" he yelled after him. Then the depression kicked in. "What has my life come to?" "Miu thought my butt was big" "Miu used to let me smash. But Miu is smashing Kiiboy." "Kiiboy is a hoe" "FUCK THIS NEST, FUCK KIIBOY" Ouma said as he went into a rampage destroying everything around him. "I NEED YOU SAIHARA CHAN" "SHUICHI LEMME SMASH" "Imma get that bitch a stick" "Bitches love sticks" he sad frantically searching for the right stick. "Wrong stick" "Stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick" "Need stick" "Got stick" "Saihara, I got stick" "LEMME SMASH" Ouma yelled as he flew off with his stick.
Im sorry
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Lol no I'm the most immaturiest person you'd ever meet
And that's exactly the opposite of what the teachers think
