Still Luke-
The next thing I knew my eyes were fluttering open Horrified that I had actually fallen into the temptation of sleep I sat bolt upright and turned to look at Calum’s bed however it was empty. The small window above the nightstand was open, pouring in a small amount of natural light.
More than a little ticked off that my enemy had seen me in my weakest state I threw on a pair of sweatpants and tugging a beanie over my bead head, exited the room, taking the stairs two at a time down to the kitchen where Calum was sitting inhaling an alarmingly large bowel of Lucky Charms.
“Well if it isn’t sleeping beauty,” he taunted with his mouth full.
“What did you do?” I demanded.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about?” he replied, shoveling in another spoon full.
“Did you sleep last night?” I spat.
“Not a wink,” he chuckled, “You snore by the way, and suck your thumb, and in case you were wondering you dreamt about being in the hunger games with Katniss and killing peeta.”
“I hate you,” I grumbled.
Smirking, Calum picked up a glass of juice and drained it.
“You do realize if you did anything to me in my sleep it would be an assault,” I warned him.
Calum shrugged, “So sue me.”
“What did you do?” I spat.
“You’ll see,” he chuckled.
“I hope you choke,” I snarled.
“Do you really?” Calum laughed, “If I do, don’t give me mouth to mouth, I’d rather die.”
“Oh believe me, I’d stand over your writhing body and laugh.”
“You’re sick you know that?”
“I do actually,” I spat.
“Is that why you’re a virgin.”
“I’d rather be a virgin then a man whore!”
“Really?”
“Yes,” I spat, snatching the cereal and carrying it over to the opposite side of the table before sitting down.
“You’re pathetic,” he laughed.
“Right back at you!”
Rolling his eyes, Calum drank the remaining milk in his bowel and rose to his feet.
“Where are you going?” I demanded.
“I’m sorry, may I be excused?” he replied, “I’m allowed to go wherever I want it’s my house!”
“That explains why it’s so ugly, and smells like ass!”
“It smells like ass because while you were sleeping I snuck into your Mom’s room and….”
“Shut up.” I warned.
“Did her….”
“Shut up!”
“In the….”
“Shut your mouth Calum!”
“Butt!”
“You asshole, I know you’re lying!” I spat.
“DO you?” Calum laughed, “Because last I checked you were sleeping like a little baby.”
Clenching my fists I watched as he placed his bowl in the sink.
“Now if you’ll excuse me,” he said, “I have a life to live.”
