Are you Hamiltrash? If not what are you doing here? If you like the musical than you will like this book (hopefully).
This book contains pick up lines from characters in the musical Hamilton.
Some/all of the pick up lines are for Mature audiences...
SALTY MIC SALTY PANTS: THERE ARE SO MANY TO DEFLOWER
I don't even have to change a single thing for that one.
READ THIS OR NO COOKIES FOR YOU (DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. I KNOW WHAT YOUR DIRTY MINDS ARE THINKING):
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I quickly want to thank the person above for spamming my notifications. You are my first stranger to comment in this book. I underlined the thingthat made me laugh so hard and longer than should have. Have a good day.
Back to your regular scheduled program...
(I can delete this if you are uncomfortablewith me pointing you out.)
