Shrimp.
Wait, shrimp?
Yes shrimp.
Why shrimp?
Because I like it.
But shrimp is weird.
I know its weird.
If you think its weird, then why write about it?
Because its weird, and I like it.
But don't you hate shrimp?
Yes, I do hate shrimp.
But you just said you like it?
I know. Its a hate-love relationship.
You're weird.
