Chapter Ten: Last Time
"Okay, I've got one." Kyle snaps his fingers Friday night after all the kids are in bed. "Craziest place everyone has ever had sex."
We look around our circle, consisting of Megan and Lucas, Abby and Garret, and Kyle and Miley, and of course Danny and myself.
"A club bathroom." Miley says immediately, looking at Kyle.
"Is that when we were visiting my brother in Chicago?"
"Yeah."
Everyone looks expectedly at Megan and Lucas.
"The deck at my parents house while they were in the kitchen..." she trails off.
"You can see straight through the door to the kitchen." Danny says.
"Yeah." Lucas laughs.
We look at Abby and Garret.
"Oh, on a public beach hidden behind a rock on our honeymoon in California." Garret says.
Everyone looks at Danny and I, and honestly, I don't know.
"Uh, lets see..." I clear my throat. "On my Dad's dryer, in a hotel room with Beatrice and Caleb in the bed next to us while we were watching a movie...against a tree when we went to Yellowstone National Park...with a tour group passing us...uh-" I look to Danny for help.
"There was that time on the beach in Aruba...on the balcony facing the beach in Aruba...we got a few whistles from that." I chuckles. "In the back of a Taxi when we went to New York City-"
"Oh, shit, we did it in a bathroom stall at the mall on Black Friday." I nod, smiling at my husband.
"There's more than that, but I can't think of any more." Danny says.
Everyone is just staring at us with their jaws half open.
"What? It's not my fault you guys are boring." I mutter.
"Fine, where did all of you create your kids? Do you remember?"
I frown, tilting my head to the side.
Everyone says in the bed or the living room of their house.
"Emily was..." I hesitate.
"Emily was in the master bathroom in the tub, and Ethan was New Years Eve. You know how all of us were on the boat and when we got back, Grace had a headache and said she needed Advil? Well we ended up having sex against the bedroom door."
"How have you ever managed to have sex like that?" Miley asks.
"Yeah, I mean, we've tried, but it's hard to find the right position." Megan nods.
"You just have to experiment." I shrug.
"Alright, alright." Kyle hesitates. "Were all of everyone's kids planned?"
"Obviously you know Lily wasn't planned. As far as we knew, I couldn't have kids." Miley says.
"Justin was planned." Megan nods.
"So was Addison." Garret says.
"Both of ours were planned as well." Danny says.
"Have you guys ever had sex with one of your kids in the room?" Garret asks.
All of us shake our heads.
"Alright, when is the last time you guys had sex?" Lucas asks.
My smile fades slightly.
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Everything Has Changed: Book Four
Teen Fiction"Emmy? Good morning, Beautiful. It's time to wake up." She opens her eyes and sits up, a pout on her face. She blinks a couple of times and rubs her eyes, looking at me. She doesn't say anything for a second, pouting. "It's not even morning Momma."...
